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💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention (edit: alternatives to 988)

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

edit: taking this opportunity whilst this gets traction!

Palestine Children Relief Fund

Lebanon Red Cross

International Rescue Committee (Sudan, Lebanon, Gaza, Congo etc.)

Ukraine Red Cross

Medical report for Soldier

Performed and written by medic

Patient name: Jane Doe

Next of kin: a bunch of racoons, Marasmus

Condition: ill

Soldier is acting odd and his body has some changes from his usual condition.

He's veins are slowly turning purple and are much more visible than usual.

He has developed some lumps all over his body, I am planning on preforming a biopsy to see if they are cancerous.

He is acting very unusual, more unusual than he usually is.

Will update when having more information on the condition of the patient.

end of report

Hamter

hi tumblr this is my first post here hope you like it :)

Demo, who is just drunk enough to deal with this situation: over the hills we go, blasting along the way.

Scout, who isn't completely paying attention:*to the toon of the dreidel song* bash 'em bash 'em bash 'em. These dumbasses are in the way-

Soldier: *to the tune of Jingle Bells* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-

Ms. Pauling: *pulling on her hair in anxiety* I am officially screwed.

Scout: Hey, don't sweat it! There's one more way I could stall.

*jump cuts to the Administrator’s hospital room*

Scout: And now, shadow puppet theatre! *poses his hands* Arf, arf! I'm a dog!

The Administrator: *scoffs* Lame.

Scout: Come on, I'm just getting started. *hollers* Team, places!

The Mercs: *all charge in and pose in complicated patterns*

Soldier: *narrating* Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941…

*shadows of military ships, in different sizes and positions, project onto the wall*

Soldier: It started as a peaceful day, and then... BAM! Aggression from the Japanese!

Demo: This is totally unexpected!

*shadows of airplanes fly past, bombing the ships*

The Administrator: *in genuine shock, the ash of her cigarette falling to the floor*

Demo: *imitating explosions*

*the shadow of a giant alligator crawls onto the screen, nom-ing on a battleship*

Pyro: *muffled mooing noises and giggles*

Scout: PYRO! There were no alligators at Pearl Harbor… probably.

Pyro: *muffled whine* Battleships are so boring...

Scout: Back to work!

I just read the 7th comic

Omg I wanna cry!

Scout became his Ma

Spy almost told his grandchildren he was their grandpa

We found out Flo Pauling's name (kinda wish it was Fiona or something similar, but Flo is a beautiful name)

We meet Soldier and Zhanna's kids

Rick May is missed, may he rest in peace

Fuck a wedding ring. Propose to me with a mermaid pendant. Iykyk

Rip scout from tf2, it's his death anniversary today. He passed in 1984

Made an AU while lokey dying.

Play Fortress 2

It’s 18 boys who at the park one day decided to play a game of fighting! Split up into a Red and Blu team, pretended they were mercenaries in a war trying to take down the other team! They loved playing so much that now they all either play at the park, or they will choose someone’s backyard to go play in.

Loadouts!:

Scout(6)- little league baseball bat

Soldier (7)- a PVC pipe he found and he later manages to duct tape into a potato launcher (with some help)

Pyro(6)- a lighter (they aren’t suppose to have that 🤭) ((no, she does not light anyone on fire, he just makes a woosh sound with her mouth and the others play pretend))

Demoman(7)- pinecones and pinecones+gum

Heavy(8)- A log he found, lunch Мама packed him, fists

Engineer(7)- a little robot he made that can shoot BB pellets

Medic(7)- the first aide kit he took from the closet

Sniper(6)- pebbles and a slingshot

Spy(8)- a pencil (to ‘backstab’)