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Wyldfyre and Kai are such a good duo

THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

values... my enemy

"But Max, you don't even like girls."

Sam 'n Max Giving pies?

Yep, I tried, and it actually came out SooOOOooo good.

Remember this?

I actually did mix sweet potato, Pumpkin, butter, cinnamon and other spices to make the pie.

For the Marshmallow vanilla infused whip cream... The whip cream and marshmallow fluff actually mixed together, with some folding and a few drops of vanilla extract. However it was not stiff or light enough to keep ears.

The only fail I had was the crust. I should of wrapped it in foil or some protective layer, but other than that I came pretty close.

So with the Banang mini pie tart things.

First I wanted to make just a simple banana cream tart but I mixed actual banana's into the milk, and the pudding would not hold.

So I added some eggs, more brown and white sugar and broke apart the little banana cakes into the mix and made a custard base with one batch, then added flower to the custard mixture for a second version

The flour one on the left is a bit denser and cake-like while the flour-less one in the right came out creamy and smooth. I prefer the flour-less one!

I'm positive there are fans out there that are more talented than me at cooking and with more tools that can pull something even better off. But in the mean time here is dessert from me to you on this Thanksgiving.

Bonus!

If you want to actually make what I think may be BANANG!!! I had a bit of a fail with the first batch of Banang themed tarts.

Like I said when I added the bananas to the milk, the bananas broke down the composition of it and the pudding would not hold even after setting it into the fridge and adding bits of the 'little ones' banana bites.

So out of ashes I made good tarts but also a drink!

I know it sounds kind of weird to drink pudding, but it is edible and if mixed right would be actually tasty!

And we are talking Sam and Max here.

Sax-Desoto's Version of BANANG!!!

-One packet of instant Banana flavored pudding (vanilla might be ok too)

-4 small ripe Banana's or 2 large ripe Banana's (adds sweetness)

-A few drops of Vanilla extract

-1 and 1/2 Tablespoon of white sugar

-2 teaspoons of brown sugar

***you can add more or less sugar to taste, or none at all, and even use a substitute sweeter of your choice***

(Optional) Little One's banana bites.

2 cups of milk for the pudding mix

A half-cup or so of milk for the drink.

In a blender or food processor add the four bananas, 2 cups milk and drops of vanilla. Blend till smooth.

In a large bowl open the box of pudding, add the white sugar, brown sugar and blend with a whisk or fork.

Now add the milk and wisk for about 3 to 5 minutes.

Let it sit in the fridge for 5 to ten minutes to thicken.

Whisk in the half cup of milk, or more or less depending on how thick or thin you want the drink

Add the optional little one banana bites and you have a chunky SAM and MAX themed BANANG drink!

If you do try to Make it, please tell me how to came out!

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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peoples hatred towards tv shows filling up 57 minute YouTube videos... like, you didn't have to watch it. its okay if you don't like the new he man just don't watch it. find something you do like

Yesterday we had a debate about which social media platforms different Hamlet characters would use and this is what we came up with:

Gertrude: is probably on facebook and in several weird parenting forums where she asks for help with her weird son

Hamlet: Tumblr, but like 2012 tumblr where he post pseudo edgy shit. Also he has a secret twitter account which he uses to bitch at Claudius

Horatio: Probably has his own blog or something where he just writes about his life from time to time

Laertes: The king of 08/15 mirror selfies on instagram. He also posts his dietary and work out plans on there

Ophelia: Is not allowed to be active on any social media platforms apart from pinterest, where she has several pretty mood pinboards

Claudius: He's obviously on Twitter, where he unfortunately regularly gets backlash from a certain anonymous user named 'DefinitelyNotHamlet'

Polonius: ICQ.

Yummy Nikki.