Boom Shadow: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Boom Knuckles: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Shadow, already taking his gloves off: Knuckles, you’re so fucking stupid.
After-credits scene of Dark Beginnings, available to those who pre-ordered the Playstation version of Generations
i am making a collection
S&M Surfin’ the Highway: two young plucky fake cops settling into their violent manchild lifestyle, protective and jealous of one another, entry level gays living that hedonistic gadabout lifestyle
Lucasarts S&M Hit the Road: the young fake cops are now on another road trip, this time full of romantic fun times in various tourist traps, like riding the tunnel of love, jumping into a giant plastic mackeral together, and diving into a gunky tar pit while avoiding unwanted female attention … just two homeboys enjoying a slice of that all american pie
Nelvana’s S&M Freelance Police: the edgiest shit Nelvana’s done since Rock and Rule, some kind of very happy future in which Sam and Max have sorted out their homoerotic feelings for each other and are happily married and have adopted a little girl, and an alligator on one occasion. They have a house with a little picket fence in the suburbs and Sam is finally comfortable with his Stephen King-like body. I can’t make this shit up.
Telltale’s S&M games: could be like a prequel to the TV series. They are aware of their blatant gayness and repress it with impunity because that shit ain’t MANLY. At least Sam does it the most, because he’s ashamed of his body and has intimacy issues. But they’ll figure themselves out in time.
Bonus: Poker Night 2: Sam and Max are planning to get married after the Devil’s Playhouse fiasco. They’re raising the money by gambling it all at The Inventory. Max has settled comfortably into his role as Sam’s heckling wife. They are content.
“HOT HOMESTAR…??”
this is my first animated thing i’ve actually finished in any capacity so that’s cool i think : )
i noticed they both do the same pose and i couldn't help myself
November 26, 2016 - Turkey Protest, Stormwind City - Moon Guard
all strong bad knows in baddest of the bands is getting electrocuted and touching a hot slow cooker with his bare glove
boom knux giving me heart eyes for 4 minutes and 6 seconds straight
on better news, sam and max got together in a funny way
rabbid roll call