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One Fresh, No Fresh (Epilogue)

Hey guys! I am so sorry for not posting this. My older cousin had started making me and my siblings take away our computers until we earn them. And before I forget, thank you guys for 30 followers! I really appreciate it! Anyway, lets get to it!

Asy belongs to @furgemancs

Fresh, Geno, and Error belong to @loverofpiggies

MommaCQ and herself belong to @alainaprana

Other characters and story belong to me, @leiselpizzatale

“You ready guys?”

Alaina and Fresh looked at each other. It was a while after their marriage, and getting their new house. Right now, they were going to have a child. But, since they were different species, they couldn’t. Instead, they did what CQ had done with Fresh and his brothers; by using magic. Unlike her however, they both used their DNA so the baby had both of their genes.

Thinking about who and what their child was going to be, they nodded. Then, they came to the middle of the room, where Alaina and Fresh’s DNA samples were. Fresh turned on his magic, and after a bit, Alaina did too. They both held hands before closing their eyes, thinking about of their future child. Suddenly, a bright light had manifested underneath them, and soon enough, the light turned into a shape, until the light died down, a babies cries being heard.

Both Fresh and Alaina opened their eyes to look at the baby, happy that they are now parents. Alaina picked the baby up, carefully holding its head up. Fresh looked at the baby. It was skeleton looking, and he saw a bit of fuzz on top of their skull, signifying that they would be getting haircuts in the future.

“Is it a boy or a girl?” Alaina asked.

Fresh checked the baby’s pelvis, before saying, “It’s a girl!”

Alaina smiled, before turning around, asking her mother-in-law, “You want to hold her?”

CQ nodded, and, after putting a blanket on her, Alaina handed the baby to CQ. CQ looked at the baby, and saw that she looked a lot like Fresh, with some hints of Alaina.

“So, what are you going to name her?” CQ asked.

Both Fresh and Alaina looked at each other, before Fresh turned back to his mom, saying, “Her name will be Abigail. Abigail June Prana.”

“That is a wonderful name.” CQ said. She turned to the baby, who had quieted down to look at the strange woman holding her. “Hello Abigail. I’m your grandma CQ. We are going to have so much fun time together whenever I babysit you.” Abigail cooed in response.

Looking up, CQ was going to ask Fresh if he wants to hold Abigail, but stopped when she saw tears in her son’s eyes.

“Fresh? What’s wrong?” CQ asked, worried.

Fresh wiped his eye sockets, saying, “I’m okay mom. I’m just so happy!”

CQ smiled warmly at that, before saying, “Okay. Do you want to hold Abigail?”

Fresh nodded. “Okay. Here you go.” CQ said, before handing Abigail.

After holding her correctly, Fresh looked at his daughter with eye sockets filled with tears, but with a smile on his face. “Hello Abigail,“ Fresh said. He wiped some tears, before saying, “I’m your dad. And I’m going to take good care of you, I promise.” Abigail lifted her hand up, and Fresh held out a finger, which Abigail grabbed tightly.

“She’s got a strong grip, huh?” CQ asked.

“Yeah, she does.” Fresh said, still looking at his daughter, who looks like she is trying to put his finger in her mouth. “Hey Alaina, can you go get her formula? I think she’s hungry.”

“Sure Fresh.” Alaina said, before going into the kitchen to do so.

While waiting, Fresh went to the couch that was nearby, before grabbing a red onesie. Laying her down, he started buttoning it, but it didn’t work somehow. Fresh heard a chuckle behind him, before CQ appeared next to him. “Let me help with that.” CQ said. Fresh moved out of the way, and CQ stepped in, buttoning Abigail’s onesie correctly.

“Thanks mom.” Fresh said, a small but noticeable embarrassed blush on his face.

“Your welcome Fresh, and don’t worry. I did the exact same thing to Geno.” CQ chuckled, before saying, “My mentor, who was with me when Geno got born, had to show me how to even properly hold a baby, clothe them, and even give them their bottle.”

Finally, Alaina came back with the bottle, and Fresh grabbed it and Abigail, before he started feeding her, after CQ showed him how.

“Hey,“ CQ said, “You want me to bring everyone in now?”

Fresh would've face palmed if his hands weren't full. Everyone was waiting outside, since the only people who should be present in the process were the parent(s) and someone who would mentor the parent(s), if it was the parent(s) first time.

“Yeah, bring them in.” Fresh said.

After hearing him agree, CQ went outside, before saying, “Okay guys. They’re ready. But remember, you have to be quiet, alright?”

Geno, Error, Asy, and Alaina’s parents nodded. Opening the door more, CQ led them to the new parents, who had both decided to sit down on the couch. Fresh had Abigail over his shoulder, burping her. Alaina, finally noticing the new company, waved at them, before saying, “Hey Abigail. Guess who’s here to see you?”

Once he got done burping her, Fresh looked up at them, saying, “Hey Error, would you like to go first?”

“M-me?” Error said, surprised, “I don’t know…”

“Come on! You can do it!” Fresh said supportively. After a while, Error nodded, and Fresh got up so Error can have a seat. Once Error sat down, Fresh gave him Abigail, showing him how to hold her head up.

Error held Abigail, before stuttering out, “H-hello Abigail. I’m y-your Uncle Error.” Error looked up at Fresh, and Fresh had the look that said ‘keep going’. Error felt more confident, before looking down, saying, “When you get old enough, we are going to go fishing together. I’ll teach you everything I know about fishing; from how to put bait on your line, to how to reel in fish.”

After giving Abigail to Fresh, Error and Geno switched places, before Fresh handed Abigail to Geno. Geno chuckled, before saying, “Hello Abigail. You can call me Uncle Geno. I will be there for you whenever you get sick, because I have been sick for so long, so I know what it will feel like.”

Geno did the same thing Error did, but instead of switching with Error, he switched with Asy. Once Asy had Abigail in his arms, he said, “Hey Abigail. I am your Great-Uncle Asy, but you can just call me your Grunkle Asy. I will be there whenever you get hurt, so I can give you my magic Band-Aids. But I need you to promise me that you won’t tell anyone, understand?” When Abigail cooed in response, he held Abigail closer, saying, “I knew I could trust you to keep a secret!”

After getting Abigail back, Fresh saw that she was getting tired. He looked at his family, before saying, “Okay, we will hold off introductions for now. Abigail is getting pretty tired.”

After everyone said goodnight to Abigail, Fresh carried her to her new bedroom. Opening the door, Fresh looked at how they did on the nursery. The top part of the walls were colored a light blue, while the bottom half had pink wallpaper that looked like it was falling apart. A white barrier was between the two colors. At the edge of the room, toward the window, was a white crib, with some teddy bears and dolls inside it. Next to the crib was a wooden rocking chair. To the left of the room was a wooden dresser. Next to the dresser was an empty toy box, which Fresh knew was going to be filled with toys.

Fresh moved to where the crib was. Setting her down, Fresh tried to get Abigail to sleep, but somehow Abigail wouldn’t. Then he remembered that CQ said that when Error was just a baby, he too wouldn’t go to sleep. She finally found out that singing helped, so until a bit before Fresh was born, she sang a song that always put Error to sleep. It was a little creepy, but it did work. Fresh picked up Abigail, before sitting down in the rocking chair. After rocking for a bit, Fresh drew in a breath, before singing.

Come little children,

I’ll take thee away,

Into a land of enchantment.

Come little children,

The times come to play,

Here in my garden of shadows.

Fresh looked down at Abigail. She yawned, but she wasn’t falling asleep yet. He decided to continue.

Follow sweet children,

I'll show thee the way,

Through all the pain and the sorrows.

Weep not poor children,

For life is this way,

Murdering beauty and passions.

Fresh saw Abigail’s eye sockets begin to close. He rubbed her head softly as he sang the next words.

Hush now dear children,

It must be this way,

Too weary of life and deceptions.

Rest now my children,

For soon we'll away,

Into the calm and the quiet.

Suddenly, Fresh heard someone humming, and when he looked at the door, Alaina was there. Fresh joined in with the humming, Alaina walking toward the father and daughter. Before they were done, Fresh saw that Abigail had fallen asleep. He sat up carefully, to not wake Abigail, and went to the crib. He placed her inside it, before placing a blanket over Abigail. After humming a bit, Fresh sang again.

Come little children,

I'll take thee away,

Into a land of enchantment.

Come little children,

The time's come to play,

Here in my garden of shadows.

Fresh and Alaina stopped singing, both just looking over Abigail. After watching to make sure that she stayed asleep, the two parents walked softly to the door, before Fresh closed the door behind him.

One Fresh, No Fresh (Chapter 6)

Hey guys! I’m SOOOO sorry that I didn’t get this done sooner. I just got a lot of stuff on my mind, plus I am having a job interview today, so I guess I should get this done while I can. Anyway, let’s get to the story!

Asy belongs to @furgemancs

Fresh, Geno, and Error belong to @loverofpiggies

MommaCQ and herself belong to @alainaprana

Other characters and story belong to me, @leiselpizzatale

After coming back home from dropping Error off, Asy saw Fresh and Alaina on the couch, fast asleep. Smiling warmly, he turned off the TV, which was showing a show with a boy with a star on his shirt, before turning to the couple.

He then picked up a blanket, before placing on the two. Suddenly, his phone rang, and Asy rushed to turn it off, not wanting to wake the two up. When he looked at it, he saw that it was the alarm for his medicine. Groaning, he went to his medicine cabinet in the bathroom, before grabbing two pills. Popping them in his mouth, he filled some water into the cup that was on the counter, before drinking the water, swallowing the pills while doing so.

He might have been out of the mental hospital for about 20 years, but since then, he's been having flashes of seeing his brother die, and the pills were used to help with that. Heading to his room, Asy put on a random t-shirt and pants to sleep in. Lying in bed, he thought about what happened that day. 'So, my nephew, who has been missing for 13 years, suddenly comes back, with a fiancée no less, and before I know it, Error starts talking about Fresh. If he didn't ask about the car, I would've thought that he knew about Fresh's arrival!'

Groaning at his eventful day, Asy dropped his head against the pillow. Closing his eye sockets, Asy decided that he would at least try to sleep, given how tired he was. With a final sigh, Asy finally fell asleep.

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Fresh opened his eye sockets, his eyes bleary. Trying to wake up properly, he stretched, stopping when he heard a grunt, before a hand slapped his skull. Pushing the hand back Fresh opened his eye sockets, getting a few seconds before seeing Alaina curled up on him. Looking at the clock across the room, it read '7:24'.

Yawning Fresh carefully removed Alaina from on top of him, before getting up. Standing up, he laid Alaina back down, before putting the blanket that was on them (that probably was because of Asy) and put it on top of her. Finally able to stretch, he did, first getting his arms, before doing his spine. He never knew cuddling could be kind of uncomfortable for the male. Finished with his stretches, he walked over to the kitchen, seeing his Uncle sitting in the table, drinking some coffee.

"Good Morning. How'd you sleep?" Asy asked.

"Mornin'. And yeah, I slept like a bug under a rug. If that rug was my future wife."

Asy snickered, saying, "That uncomfortable, huh? Trust me, I know the feeling. Especially with you and your brothers, when I spend the night. If I wasn't a skeleton, I would've asked for a muscle massage!" Fresh chuckled, remembering that. After a pause of silence, Fresh said, "Hey, Uncle Asy? While I was watching TV with Alaina, I was thinking that..." Fresh stopped, thinking on how he wants to say it.

"Thinking what, Fresh?" Asy asked, concerned.

Taking a big breath, Fresh said, "I’m thinking that I'm gonna go see ma today."

Asy smiled. He knew that Fresh was ready to see his mom, and that it was going to take some time before he knew it himself.

"How about this, I'll call you mom, tell her to meet me at the park, since it's a nice day out. That will be where you will meet your mom. Are you going to see your brothers then, or later?" Fresh nodded, but then stopped. He couldn't believe his ears! Or whatever he uses to hear. Was he saying that...

"G-geno? He's alive?"

Asy quickly went to Fresh, moving him to one of the chairs. Fresh didn't register it, just kept staring, not believing it. Geno, alive?! But before he left, they said his condition would kill him before his teen years are over. And now he's alive?!

Fresh, after getting out of his state, found himself his head on the table, and Asy fanning his face. He also felt arms around him, and found it to be Alaina, who was whispering where his ear would be. Lifting his head up, he saw Asy drop the plate he was using to fan, and went to get him something to drink.

"Are you okay Fresh?" Alaina asked, worried.

Breathing deeply, Fresh said almost in a whisper, "I-I can't believe it. They said that he wouldn't live and-" Fresh realized that he was crying, and hugged Alaina. Alaina hugged back, comforting Fresh, even though that even with the tears, he was really happy.

Asy then came back with water, which he put down before hugging the couple. After a few minutes, Fresh broke away, sniffing.

"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me, heh."

"It's alright," Asy said, handing Fresh the water, "You didn't know if he was alive or not. Heh, your pretty happy, aren't you?"

"Y-yeah."

After a bit, Asy went to make them some breakfast. While they were eating their eggs, they discussed on how Fresh and Alaina will meet CQ. After getting a plan set up, Asy pulled out his phone, calling her. After a few rings, CQ answered.

"Hello?"

"Hey CQ." Asy replied.

"Oh! Hey Asy. What's up?"

"So, I was thinking, and I found that we haven't hung out, alone, for a while. Want to go to the park with me?" Asy asked.

There was a pause, before CQ said "Sure. Need some inspiration anyway. When should we meet?"

Asy made a 'hmm' sound, like he was thinking of the time. He actually knew the time, but didn't want CQ to know that. "Maybe 1:30?"

"Sure! See you there!"

"You too. Bye." Asy said, before hanging up. Turning to Fresh, he said, "Alright, it's all set."

Fresh yelled out, 'Yeah!' before fist bumping Asy, then hugging Alaina. He was going to see his mom!

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CQ sat on the bench between two trees, which gave a bit of shade on that warm day. She had a notebook on her lap, and there were a few drawings of trees and various plants on it. Looking around, she saw Asy in the distance.

"Hey Asy, over here!" CQ called out.

Asy heard her call, and went up to her. Sitting down, Asy said, "Hey. Getting any inspiration?" Nodding, CQ replied, "Yeah, I am." Then she turned fully at him, saying, "Alright, I'm here, what do you want? We can't just be here without a reason."

Laughing, Asy said, "Alright, you caught me. I have to tell you something."

Sighing, CQ replied, "I've told you before, I'll say it again. I'm not interested."

Confused, Asy thought for a bit, before shaking his head, almost to the point of knocking his skull off. "Oh, no no. It's not like that. No, it's something else."

Tilting her head, CQ asked, "What is it then?"

Smiling widely, Asy said, "I just met two people yesterday, and one of them you'll really like."

"Oh, really? Who is it?" CQ asked.

Turning his head to the trees in front of them, Asy called out, "Alright, come out!" Slowly, two people came out. CQ looked at the first who came out. It was a woman, probably in her 20s, with short brown hair, wearing glasses. She was also wearing a purple shirt and jeans. She was also wearing flip flops. CQ went to check the other person, and stopped.

The other person was a skeleton, just like Asy. He also looked like he was in his 20s, with a colorful hat on his head, a neon blue shirt on, neon green pants, and sneakers. Looking back up, she saw eye lights in the skeleton's eye sockets, both filled with happiness and tears.

Unconsciously, CQ stood up, walking over to the skeleton. She touches the side of his skull, and he tilted his head slightly toward her hand. Choking on her breath a little, CQ whispered, "Fresh?"

The skeleton nodded, smiling wider. CQ let out a sob, before wrapping her arms around Fresh. Together, mother and son, who have been separated for thirteen years, cried on each other shoulders.

Literally thought about this while I was working. Couldn't stop myself from making it in between customers.

Jokes on you, I'm at work!

If you're reading this... It's too late.

HE'S IN YOUR HOUSE!

HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! D: