I Think We Should All Be Nice To Each Other. No Passive Aggression No Competition No Comparisons No Fighting

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

anybody else have like. public and private pronouns. like yeah strangers can use he or she for me idc but if you're a friend im expecting they/them only. and if you're a close friend you unlock the super secret rights to use it/its (exclusive) (rare drop)

me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

when your brain is screaming at you to do something and be productive but your body just doesn't give a fuck <<<

tumblr is finally starting to feel like home again

the process and idea of reproduction is crazy to me. like what do you mean if i have a little too much fun with another person of the opposite sex that we can create a whole person? and what do you mean that a whole person can be created by merging a little swimming white tadpole thing (that had to race a whole bunch of other little swimming white tadpole things) with essentially a ball that's like 1000x the size of the little swimming white tadpole thing? and what do you mean that after they merge, it just starts multiplying and travels down to the uterine wall to implant itself? and what do you mean that it grows over a period of almost a year and has to be pushed out of the body by the uterus holder at the end? like there's no way that this is a real thing, i'm sorry