Newt: You'd Do That For Me?

the fact that this is an actual spirk montage in an actual interview in an actual 2006 ‘living in tv land’ episode that william shatner actually was the executive producer of actually breaks my brain

WHY IS NORMAN SUCH A FUCKING GREMLIN LMFAO

Dead Poets at the farmers market

Charlie Dalton:

It is probably his first time there

Is the person that will touch e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g

He didn’t bring his own bag, lucky for him Meeks & Cameron got extra

He is the person that’s kinda just there for the free samples, this is how it would go: “Sir would you like a sample of our watermelon?”, “Yes please.”

And then he proceeds to take half of the samples

He will judge everyone who is selling remotely weird stuff

You are only selling celery, he will judge you and make up your life story

Steven Meeks:

He would be the one who is seriously shopping and not just running everywhere

He would have a shopping-list for their groceries

He is the one with the responsibility

At the same time he has the job to supervise all the dead poets with Cameron so that they don’t die

Would ask questions about the food he was buying because he cares about the animals & earth

He would laugh at the names of products

Overall great shopper 

Todd Anderson:

Would be way too anxious to buy a product let alone ask about it

Stays with Neil most of the time

They end up losing the others

Todd would definitely vibe where all the home decor is and tapestries etc.

I feel like he would buy little knick knacks for in his room like just a random frog vase or something like that

At the end of their trip he would have the courage to buy a product all by himself with a little help from Neil

Neil Perry:

Would run around

He will just take you everywhere

Like he grabs your hand and runs away

He would also buy lots of knick knacks

He would be focused on not losing Todd, because if that happened hell would break loose

I feel like he would get a random lamp or alarm or something like that I don’t know why

Knox Overstreet:

He would be there partly to look for a date, bc you know they love farmers markets

He would probably go on his bike

He would just walk through the market

Would definitely try to flirt with someone who’s selling something and then completely embarrass himself because he was pretending to know what it was

He would probably just be with Pitts

Gerard Pitts:

Would be remotely calm

Not running around but not being serious either

He would go to someone who’s selling pottery because I feel like he would like a beautifully painted vase or plate

He would buy colorful things

A plate with an otter, yes he will buy that

A vase with a bear on it, yes he will buy that

Richard Cameron:

Would be babysitting with Meeks

Is looking after Charlie

Charlie would point at ugly things and say; “Look that’s you!”

Would be a great shopper tho

I feel like he would buy a painting or something

He would talk to the person selling the painting about how it was made etc.

His main task was just not losing Charlie in the crowd

He failed

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