Is There A Ship Name For The Angel And Demon Mikes

the walk of shame to get those hidden stats up

Climbs in through a window. If you're still doing these, can i rq some headcanons about Joel's family? You dont gotta go super in-depth on each of them individually or anything ofc, but id love to hear any thoughts you have about them or their relationships with eachother!

*bashing you in head with broom, knocking you out from the window* GIT!! GIT OUTTA HERE!! GIT!!!!/pos

CLINT

- actually had a bit of a stutter pre infection

- One of those really lovey couples with Maddison. Quite literally a match made in heaven

- The type of guy to watch tv while standing up, hands on hips and shit

MADDISON

- very soft spoken

- The type of person who’s too embarrassed to grab ketchup for themselves in a restaurant but is up and at the counter the moment someone else needs some

- She’s the ‘most gorgeous brown eyes you’ve ever seen’ to Clint’s ‘staring into your soul’

BABY TEETH

- uh. It’s a baby. I dunno what I can do here man 😭

- Refused to come up for anyone else but Maddison, even then one wrong move would have her flinching back into the void

- Actually kinda doglike. Didn’t flip her shit (maliciously) at her family but the moment there was an intruder she’s lunging out of the pit at them.

BENJAMIN

- had the same personality as Sophie. Him and Joel beefed a lot but their bond was still very close.

- Got the brunt of the blow with baby teeth’s biting, bitten from his face all the way down to his neck before someone could pull her away from him. That baby’s got HANDS.

- Obsessed with the army. Would linger around corners and watch intently whenever Mr Henderson would show up for rent or tenant matters. Mr Henderson actively attempted to avoid entering this apartment because a five year old staring at you is not a pleasant feeling

Wizard wants to play out in the snow

woops

'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

Hmmm can I have some headcanons on the rest of the recruitables' opinions on the Masked Shadow? Like have they heard of it / can comprehend its existence (??), and what they think of it if they do know? (you don't have to do all of them if it's too many people ofc)

(bc to my knowledge in the canon I don't see the rest of the gang interacting with it and such and it's lowkey driving me crazy LOL)

FOUR (five) PEOPLE!! Because I’m shit at long posts lmao

XARIA AND MONTY

- VERY much dislike it.

- When they first took over Sam’s room, it didn’t get the memo and showed up in there while they were trying to sleep

- Cue two spooked art students rushing out of Sam’s room screaming about something getting in

- Very embarrassed by that incident, neither can look at it without wincing a little at the leftover embarrassment

- Xaria attempted to take it out on it violently, but when she punched the robe it crumpled, then just flattened back into place. No reaction, just the empty expression of its smiling mask staring back at her.

- Both avoid it best they can now.

MORTON

- On the other hand, Morton LOVES it.

- I like to think that, due to the rat cheese thing, that its gifts are not limited only to Sam.

- Unsure of it at first, but the moment it pulled out a shiny trinket for him he was entirely sold.

- Likes to sit near it and tell it about his collection. Silent listener and dude who could yap for hours. Both benefit from this development because Morton no longer needs to find someone willing and the shadow has someone willing to speak to it like a friend.

RAT BABY

- Curious, then scared, then indifferent

- Originally was a lot more interested in it, but baby attention span and the more interesting things happening around the apartment catch its attention way more than the shade in the corner.

- Does like the gifts though, if it motions rat baby over its running up and yipping at the bottom of its robe excitedly

HELLEN

- not fond of it, but willing to tolerate it. The only one it doesn’t gift to because she refuses them each time.

- Doesn’t like how she can’t intimidate it, but also relieved a little? Like, if it becomes aggressive there’s not much she can do in the scary department like she usually can, but it’s nice to look at something and not have it flinch back in response.

I'm just studying him atp he's unbearable

visitor came by in june

this is so beautiful

Ура первый пост/ yay, first post :D