Horror As A Genre Can Only Wholly Be Enjoyed In All Its Kitsch Irony And Tackiness By Women And Gays.

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

I’m immune to a wide range of radiation, electrostatic waves, electromagnetic waves, photons, light waves, gravitational waves, AND incoming traffic

anyone else here like gathering mushrooms and getting your legs scuffed up by all the brush when you go deeper into the woods to lift up logs with your strong little hands and grab salamanders from the dirt and mud 

do you ever just randomly get in the mood to play the sims??? like i’m sitting here at work just minding my own business and my brain is just like “i wish we were playing the sims right now” and i’m like “damn brain… me too”

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

me, an ignorant prep: hey dude do u wanna hang out

My Goth Friend: no im taking low-res photos of myself at the local cemetery

me: ok buddy have fun