I Am Fast And Full Of Teeth. I Willl Die In A Barn Fire

me as a DJ: *plays crazy frog on repeat for five hours*

when i make an important phonecall

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

anyone else here like gathering mushrooms and getting your legs scuffed up by all the brush when you go deeper into the woods to lift up logs with your strong little hands and grab salamanders from the dirt and mud 

thinking about the plur lifestyle

tadpoles to frogys be like:: do yuo have games on your LILYpad -___- ,

I’m immune to a wide range of radiation, electrostatic waves, electromagnetic waves, photons, light waves, gravitational waves, AND incoming traffic