I Don’t Wanna Use Caps Anymore. Too Loud. I Just Wanna Relax. Always Chillin. Why Is There So Much

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

when you think about all the potential your favourite character had that the writers let go to waste

I did not deserve to be exposed to bridge to terabithia on the 4th grade that movie rocked my 9 year old world and made me aware of my own mortality

*drinks some water* oooh yeah baby…..health goth … *washes hands* ooooooohhh yeah it’s cleancore …

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss