#sooutoftasteits #tasteless
My uncle's 30 y/o wife has made my grandparents throw her a birthday party like she's 8. There's star wars themed tablecloths decorations everything. Thank the stars I have a migraine so I have an excuse not to deal with this
Wait her middle name is TAMARA?
Roooosarrjeurosjddj why does the WoF merch look so buttcheek 💔💔 my personal theory is some1 from Scholastic who's never actually read the books made the designs ewwww
BOYS AND GIRLS AND SQUIRRELS WE GOT SILKSONG THIS YEAR
He absolutely would respect the boys night/ girls night boundaries
frickin sunlowket!! they're going to bed that's y cricket has no glasses. cricket is supposed to have a split jaw like clear my sight intended
still working on that fic
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
So, she's perfect? Like not exaggerating even a little bit?
Horseshoe the SeaWing
Horseshoe is a six year old (about 16 in human years) SeaWing aristocrat. She lives with her father, niece, and brothers in a large home carved out of the side of the Deep Palace trench. She doesn't know it yet, but she's a transmasc paragirl.
When she was unhatched and her elder brother Calypso was six, their parents split up and their mother Seaglass fabricated a story about their father Softshell supporting Blaze in the war before running away with her dragonets. Two years later, after the Blaze thing was disproven and Softshell was released, a Scorpion Den assassin was hired to kill him and cancelled last-minute. Seaglass then abandoned her dragonets and disappeared, leaving Horseshoe with a deep fear of being abandoned once she was older. The dragonets were eventually found and returned to their father.
Horseshoe's pretty isolated. Most nobles avoid her family due to them being so closely related to ex-King Gill and/or the old scandal, and most commoners are too intimidated by their status, so Horseshoe never really had anyone to play with when she was younger. Calypso was off in the war, and her other siblings hadn't been adopted yet. Now, Horseshoe is naive, out-of-touch, and at times unintentionally inconsiderate.
When a pair of SeaWing hybrids with no knowledge of SeaWing society are sent to live near her to "reconnect with their heritage", Horseshoe immediately jumps at the opportunity to meet someone who doesn't care about status or old scandals.
She's bubbly, honest, kind, and means well. She's also very trusting, self-centered, and has no knowledge of lying to avoid hurting others' feelings. She despises wearing this much jewelry, and hates parties even more because her father forces even more necklaces and earrings and such on her. When her and her new friends run off, she pretty much instantly stops wearing it.
I think I read like for of those and then a. They were always checked out or b. They weren't great books
Is it blasphemous to make a joke about the Bible being written by Erin Hunter because of how many times it repeats itself or contradicts what’s already been said? Genuine question
I'm not the person to ask, don't take my word as fact. I personally wouldn't do it tho, I feel the contradictions in the Bible are more "Jesus came and changed the rules". Could be wrong tho, idk.
Dude no we hate you so much less than EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON. You're great compared to everybody
"They hate me they hate me they want me dead they only hang out with me to escape their parents when none of the friends they actually like are available they are the only friend I have and everything I do I wonder what they would think and their opinion is truth to me but to them I am just an annoyance who won't shut up is immature and doesn't know how to express their emotions in a manner that doesn't seem exaggerated and entirely faked for attention and is awful at socializing and talking to me is hell I'm so fricking annoying and they hate me they hate me they hate me and last time they hung out with me I think I made them mad they seemed kind of annoyed the whole time and when they were half-asleep they yelled at me and their boyfriend they were video calling because we had both eaten chapstick before and they just seemed really annoyed the whole day and they've gone from coming over every other weekend to once every month or two and they hate me and I have no friends because I'm fricking annoying"
They come to my house and proceed to share Cheetos with me rant and laugh with me about school drama and let me watch tiktok with them and they have no reason to be there other than they want to be because their best friend's door is always open they could just go there instead of they didn't like me and then the second they have to go home
"They hate me they hate me they hate-"
1. Avians
2. Misty mornings
3. Forest walks
4. Origami
5. Interacting with my follows
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Felines
Storms and rain
Quads
Art
Interacting with my followers
This does have to happen after book 14, because he hasn't gone back to the JMA yet
I would love to see a scene in the prey center where the Jade Winglet is at their table, and Winter is fast asleep with his head down on the table, his wings and tail leaning lightly against whoever he's sitting by. Whoever the POV is sees, and pauses for a moment.
They think about how much he's changed- gone from a neglected IceWing prince who thought he'd never be allowed to be anything but his best, lonely, on guard at all times, to this completely unrecognizable creature; entirely comfortable with his surroundings and friends, smiling and laughing and joking about his skill in claw-to-claw combat. From staring at the wall, awake all night, feeling like he couldn't sleep an hour around just his one clawmate, to snoring quietly in the center of a room of twenty, his tail draped carelessly over Turtle's claws. The POV reaches over, and fixes Winter's crooked horn ring.