I'm Sorry But It's True

It's it the 30th SPECIFICALLY? Cause if it's the first time she "turns 30" that's a tiny bit understandable. #inbadtaste though

My uncle's 30 y/o wife has made my grandparents throw her a birthday party like she's 8. There's star wars themed tablecloths decorations everything. Thank the stars I have a migraine so I have an excuse not to deal with this

That's definitely a red flag

Badum tisss

Dies

Thinking about the Confederate States of America flag on someone's license plate a 6 minute drive from my house

So, she's perfect? Like not exaggerating even a little bit?

Horseshoe the SeaWing

Horseshoe is a six year old (about 16 in human years) SeaWing aristocrat. She lives with her father, niece, and brothers in a large home carved out of the side of the Deep Palace trench. She doesn't know it yet, but she's a transmasc paragirl.

When she was unhatched and her elder brother Calypso was six, their parents split up and their mother Seaglass fabricated a story about their father Softshell supporting Blaze in the war before running away with her dragonets. Two years later, after the Blaze thing was disproven and Softshell was released, a Scorpion Den assassin was hired to kill him and cancelled last-minute. Seaglass then abandoned her dragonets and disappeared, leaving Horseshoe with a deep fear of being abandoned once she was older. The dragonets were eventually found and returned to their father.

Horseshoe's pretty isolated. Most nobles avoid her family due to them being so closely related to ex-King Gill and/or the old scandal, and most commoners are too intimidated by their status, so Horseshoe never really had anyone to play with when she was younger. Calypso was off in the war, and her other siblings hadn't been adopted yet. Now, Horseshoe is naive, out-of-touch, and at times unintentionally inconsiderate.

When a pair of SeaWing hybrids with no knowledge of SeaWing society are sent to live near her to "reconnect with their heritage", Horseshoe immediately jumps at the opportunity to meet someone who doesn't care about status or old scandals.

She's bubbly, honest, kind, and means well. She's also very trusting, self-centered, and has no knowledge of lying to avoid hurting others' feelings. She despises wearing this much jewelry, and hates parties even more because her father forces even more necklaces and earrings and such on her. When her and her new friends run off, she pretty much instantly stops wearing it.

GUYS GUYS GUYS. NIGHTWING TWINS. they can always read each other's minds because they were the same dragon at some point. They can be identical or fraternal, I like fraternal more though, since that would mean both of them get to be both make and female. Gonna go with a cloudy full moon, so very minimal external mind reading except from each other. They will share all their senses of they want to a well. Feel free to steal this idea, I would especially love to see any at yall come up with.

Whiteout design, Whiteout design! Girls around the world cheer!

This is a fresh design I’ve given the loveliest hybrid there is! Whiteout is by far my absolute favorite character in the series, and I had to spend some time giving her some love. I am a firm believer that Whiteouts canon design is already quite pretty, but I just love to add complexity as a treat. Much of the shape language I used for this are swirls- something about her is very swirly to me, and so I gave into the temptation to give her cloud/mist-like markings!

I had quite an interesting thought for the two white stars on her wings. One outshining the other, and intercepting its path. Darkstalker outshining Whiteout- wanting all of his mother’s love to himself, as he had thought during his hatching. Gaining powers while Whiteouts were still pushed deep within.

Love her so badly.

Well now how do I do this from a phone

join the whiteboard!

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Call it twinkle cuz it's funny

Laughs for exactly 30 seconds. Winter, if you HAD to marry any of the current Jade Winglet (Peril, no Umber, ect.,), outside of Moon and/or Qibli, who would you choose? >:]

And y'know what, while we're at it: Let's ask Turtle the same too! He can choose anyone but Jou. Laughs for another 30 seconds

”Ugh, you’re making me marry one of those losers? Kidding, I joke sometimes, Qibli is the only loser there. Hm, if I have to choose? Turtle. He seems nice, and I’m sure a marriage with a SeaWing- a Royal one especially, could benefit the tribe heavily.” -Winter “O-oh me? Uh- well I wouldn’t really mind marrying Moon.. she’s nice. O-or Winter too! He acts all mean, but he’s actually really kind to me! And he helps with my stories! B-but he doesn’t want anyone to know that!!” -Turtle

[plain text: Ugh, you’re making me marry one of those losers? Kidding, I joke sometimes, Qibli is the only loser there. Hm, if I have to choose? Turtle. He seems nice, and I’m sure a marriage with a SeaWing- a Royal one especially, could benefit the tribe heavily. // O-oh me? Uh- well I wouldn’t really mind marrying Moon.. she’s nice. O-or Winter too! He acts all mean, but he’s actually really kind to me! And he helps with my stories! B-but he doesn’t want anyone to know that!!]

BOYS AND GIRLS AND SQUIRRELS WE GOT SILKSONG THIS YEAR

Then

Kinkajou is so fricking bellusromantic aroace in a poly qpr.

Coming based compliments are the best

I make scrambled eggs and I come back to the special Gen z compliment words based and cooking. Made me very happy thank you bows and walks off stage