Good Things Snape Did:

Jason is legit a 40 yr old dad which made it even funnier bc he also loves slipknot. My mom just sorta bops her head to 5sos when i put it on and my dad is like “yeah that name sounds familiar”

that’s such a dad thing to do lmao my dad legit never remembered the name until he caught me watching michael’s stream and he was impressed i could perfectly understand english, only since then does he remembers 💀

i forget im still a kid sometimes

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

local fail boy and his hot goth wife

heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

I shall not apologise for the person I will become when the votes start being announced.

reject canon, embrace delusion

im lying im going to have an crisis about it

just found out im always gonna be me for the rest of my life don't call don't text

when i woke up and the first thing i saw was the new tumblr logo i knew i was gonna have a bad day