Ash On IG Story

“if we die together now” please do my ears can’t take it

might’ve been wrong on that one

ashton didn’t know the megamind reference i doubt he even knows what ‘taking an L’ means 😭

now who is gonna write me a marauders era fic focusing on the evans sisters and black brothers relationships and dynamics and the start of sirius and lily’s friendship?

Jason is legit a 40 yr old dad which made it even funnier bc he also loves slipknot. My mom just sorta bops her head to 5sos when i put it on and my dad is like “yeah that name sounds familiar”

that’s such a dad thing to do lmao my dad legit never remembered the name until he caught me watching michael’s stream and he was impressed i could perfectly understand english, only since then does he remembers 💀

just watched bbc merlin for the first time. you british people are NOT okay this destroyed me

I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage

reblog and put in the tags the similarity between you and your icon

“james would never do that!” did he tell you that himself?

my priv snapchat story is probably the worst place ever i love it so much even if im probably the only one laughing

mandy knows its been A Week and decided to give me a massage