Was Hoping To Post This Before The Mario Movie Dropped But Oh Well. 

fun facts about sharks

First they had to deal with the negative reactions to Chris Pratt's Chris Pratt voice, then they had to deal with the negative reactions to Chris Pratt's Chris Pratt voice AND the absolutely feral reaction to the Bowuigi face stroking scene.

The Super Mario promoters are really in the trenches for Nintendo. They're front lining the wrath and lust of the internet.

do u ever just

they changed the fullbody images on the official website to the changeling ones im crying. look at them.

Thought this would be loved here…

Crime?

CRIME!

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

the lover(s)