Lazzielumpss - Lazzie_Lumpss

A toast, to my parents, for FUCKING ME UP!

[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

First they had to deal with the negative reactions to Chris Pratt's Chris Pratt voice, then they had to deal with the negative reactions to Chris Pratt's Chris Pratt voice AND the absolutely feral reaction to the Bowuigi face stroking scene.

The Super Mario promoters are really in the trenches for Nintendo. They're front lining the wrath and lust of the internet.

fun facts about sharks

I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

What do you guys mean? Of course Spear survived? He’s just off-screen resting. Getting 2nd-degree burns while fighting a vengeful fire demon really takes a lot out of you. Takes a lot of time to recover from that. He’s not as spry as he used to be. He and Mira, their daughter, and Fang with her kids all lived happy lives in their new home together. He found a home, he found a family. he’s fine, he found a place where he belongs, everything’s fine, alright. He had a happy ending, alright.

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

catch the latest issue of your fave 2000s magazine

Eat, sleep, breathe hello kitty 🎀🌸💗