Random Calvin Fischoeder Headcannons

Can you do mischa x strange reader (the grind never stops)

absolutely, the grind is never over. get your money up not your funny up

he loves ur vibe, and honestly? he fucks with it. you pull up fifteen minutes to the function with dirt on your pants, a new hair color, and nothing to lose? he welcomes you in without batting an eye.

if you don't have many friends, he'll always hang out with you. you're the only one at the lunch table? not anymore. he doesn't care how many weird looks he gets. he loves you no matter what

if you have odd/niche interests, he'll listen to you ramble for hours. especially if you're on a phone call. he'll put his headphones in and just listen to you talk for as long as he can. it makes him feel less lonely when hes at home as well

the dates y'all go on are amazing. exploring the forest, finding bones, going to abandoned places, it's always so fun. the movies? nah, you and mischa going on a whole adventure.

he will take interest in ur hyperfixations/special interests. you like this specific thing? he's researching it day and night. that's your favorite movie? it's on all the time, even while he sleeps.

if anyone ever bullies you about being strange and you don't want him to fight them, he has other ways of handling it. he'll basically stalk the person every chance he gets till he sees them doing something weird, and he'll just bully them for that. oh, your bully tripped in the hallway? this is going on national news

if you're in any clubs/extracurricular stuff that you don't have many friends in or that isn't that popular, he'll join it in a heartbeat. it doesn't matter what it is. he'll dive in headfirst into whatever you like with zero information beforehand.

Can you do mischa x short reader headcanons??

ive found my people

he definitely leans on you. he rests his elbow on your head as he talks to other people, or if hes just scrolling on his phone

if you can't reach things, you better assume it's because he put things there. he likes it when you need him to reach stuff. for your birthday one of the gifts he got you was a step stool

one of his favorite things is seeing his clothes on you. you wearing his hoodies or boxers even makes him go feral. hes never had much, so he loves that you're his, and his alone.

he tries to get you clothes but over estimates just how small you are. he ends up getting clothes five times too small for you. plus, he can't figure out the american clothing sizes for the life of him

going off of that, you always have to shop with him. if you don't, he'd pick the most crazy wish dot com outfits that are probably too big. he loves it though. especially when he gets to pick out clothes for you (he always picks the most revealing clothes)

when cuddling, you're almost always laying on his chest. you help ground him, and he always sleeps so much better when you're around.

sometimes if you're walking too slow, he'll just pick you up. like i swear to god he'll just grab you and throw you over his shoulder. especially when you're in school. its incredibly embarrassing, but he couldn't care less. you have classes to get to, and your little legs couldn't get there fast enough.

he'll tease you about your height, but he'll do it in Ukrainian so you have no clue. you'll think he's calling you sweet names but he's really just saying "shortie" or "short stack". he'll never tell you though

please request more mischa this was so fun 😭

Can you do Mischa x reader w/ piercings??

bro u are feeding me with requests thank you

he is on your ass about cleaning them. everyday when you get to school he checks on them, just making sure they aren't infected.

if they are infected he pretends to be annoyed but hes just genuinely worried. he cleans them and takes them out as gently as he can, but rolls his eyes and pretends he doesn't care as much as he does

if you have lip piercings, he's always extra careful when he kisses you. if it's fresh or hurting, he'll just kiss you on your hand or forehead.

he'll never say anything till he's done but whens hes alone at home he takes the scraps he stole from school and try to make you new piercings. they're little hearts with clay he stole from art class 😭

get his ears pierced with him! he'd be so happy that he has something in common with you. he'd probably get matching earrings as well. (can you imagine him with gauges? 🔥 he'd be so fine)

if you ever get into a fight (you're dating mischa, so you probably will) he'll help you take out all your piercings before hand. he doesn't want them getting ripped out of your skin. although he has one hundred percent faith that you'll win anyways

if you have some 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 piercings he loves them so much more. like if he can see them poking through your shirt? he's redder than oceans hair. especially if it's in school

please let him pick out some cool piercings for you when you're shopping. he loves seeing you with the stuff he picked out.

Hi! I love your fics! Could u do Mha characters after having a fight? Maybe with Bakugo,izuku,aizawa and denki! (U can just choose one if u want or add more) Thank u ❤️

Authors Notes: omg thank you so much! absolutely i can. and in these yall are dating (also these arent my gifs)

Tags: Fluff, Some Swear words

Trigger Warnings: Scars?

MHA Characters after getting in a fight

Bakugou Katsuki

bakugou wants to punch someone after the fight but poor baby is too tired

he has so much angst and frustration that he wants to get out but his bleeding fists and drooping eyes wont let him

so he'll just storm off angrily to your dorm

he'd slam open the door just stare at you before awkwardly saying

"you busy?"

bakugou's voice is so fried from yelling that its just a raspy whisper

when you say no (because nobody else is getting into fights at 4 pm)

he closes your door and just crawls into your arms

after about 5 minutes of just sitting in your arms, he'll eventually start venting to you about what happened

(honestly his raspy tired voice is so hot like fjkdlahdj)

Izuku Midoriya

deku is definitely injured

but at this point hes used to it

so unless he has a broken bone, hes booking it to your dorm

struggling to hold back tears

he'll knock on your door and behind it you'll hear a small shaky voice

"can i come in?"

his sad voice broke your heart

he comes in and deku has scars and injuries everywhere

and as soon as he closes the door, he starts crying even harder (somehow)

deku just needs someone to cry to

he'll ask you to help him with his wounds

and as you pull out your first aid kit (because lord knows how many times deku has gotten hurt)

he starts crying and venting to you

but not about the fight

deku has been in so many fights

about how he felt he could've been so much better and how he felt he let everyone down

(im breaking my own heart rn ong)

he is so sad about it, even if he won the fight

so deku just holds you in his arms crying as you heal his wounds

Aizawa

(i got no clue how to spell his first name)

aizawa has had his fair share of fights

he isnt frustrated or crying about it

bro just needs a nap

he's tired of everyone's bullshit and just needs some rest

so as soon as aizawa gets home, he'll pop into your room to check in on you quickly

but as soon as he confirms that you're alive and well, hes going straight to the bed

aizawa probably wraps himself in like, 8 blankets and just sleeps

if you join him, he wont fight it

he'll just sleepily mumble something and plop the blankets on top of you

i don't think aizawa is much of a cuddler

although he does appreciate you being there

and if you dont join him, he doesn't really care

he's already dead asleep

so basically, bro just needs a nap

@kiyomi-86

mischa and reader bonding over having a bad home life

y'all are always hanging out after school whenever you can. whether its at the park or at the store, you're always away from home together. sometimes you even sneak into abandoned places to get some alone time

you guys are always texting when you're stuck at home. mischa would get y'all burner phones if he had too. there's never a time of day where you aren't talking (unless you're sleeping ofc)

when you get into arguments with your family or anything bad happens, he's right there. like give him fifteen minutes and he'll just find a way to get there. most of the time he'll just sneak through your window.

when he does get there, he brings snacks. they're not the greatest snacks, since it's just whatever he could find from home, but they definitely help. he makes sure you eat and drink something, especially if you struggle with it.

then it's just straight up cuddles. like he'll hold you for hours if that's what you need. your head resting on his chest as he rubs his hand up and down your back, holding you tightly.

it's rare, but sometimes you'll catch him crying as well. normally in the school bathroom or janitors closet. he'll try to hide it from you, but he's not great at it. please be nice to him, his moms the only ever person to comfort him when he cried

just hug him. tell him that it'll be okay, and that you love him. it helps him more than you can understand. (hes probably got a drink in his hand too, make sure he doesn't have too much)

going off of that, he always offers you some. he won't pressure you to drink it, but he just wants to help. if you do say yes, then its gonna be a long night. he's got tons for both of you. just, don't ask where its from.

Kirishima and Denki head cannons for maybe like a study group? U could do them separately if u want ❤️

Authors Notes: sure! thanks for requesting (not my gif)

Tags: studying?, gn! reader

Trigger Warnings: none

Studying Headcannons with Kirishima and Denki

-denki got no fucking clue whats going on

-he answers like, 2 questions and then copies off kirishima and you for the rest

-denki definitely doodles in the margins of his papers

-and then kirishima hypes up his drawing

-but honestly, you cant even tell what denki drew

-you ask if its a horse, but its a fish 💀

-but kirishima does most of the studying

-internally, kirishima makes connections of the shit hes studying to some shit bakugou said while lecturing him

-y'all definitely call iida at least once to explain something to them

-together y'all made their own playlist that you blast during studying (the sofia the first theme song is definitely on that playlist)

-the playlist is so loud aizawa had to come in and turn it down

-most of the studying happens in the weirdest places

-the floor, on top of the shelves, anywhere other than a chair

-denki says it helps him focus, but its really because hes too fidgety to sit in a chair normally

-if you have a question, they'll try to explain it to you but it just ends up confusing you more

-most of the answers are from google or hero interviews

-but still, they're trying their hardest

-be nice to them

im not an artist btw

What if you swapped their color pallets…

Can you do Mischa x stoner reader??

yes :3 (i don't do that stuff so sorry if it's inaccurate. not hate, I'm just too young in my state )

i actually think that hes never tried it before you. he's never had the money or tools to get some. he definitely wants to though.

he always joins you. you're skipping school to take a "break"? so is he. i can imagine both of y'all sneaking through the emergency exit in the chorus room together. you better pray ocean doesn't catch you

he really doesn't mind the smell, but if you do he'll try to hide it after. he'd probably start keeping cologne and your perfume on him for afterwards.

he thinks you're so hot when you're high. especially if you get cuddly or touchy. he has so many photos of you. just like rummaging through the kitchen when you have the munchies or downing water when you get cotton mouth.

i feel like he'd definitely have those cringe colorful posters with that plant and the sunglasses. you know what i mean? like that pointy leaf with a goofy smile and tie die behind it? please tell me I'm not tweakin i always see it in the movies

sometimes when stuff gets really bad with his parents he gets super high and calls you to come over. you sneak into the basement and see him sprawled over his tiny bed, staring at the ceiling, not even processing that you're here.

he loves getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when y'all are together 💀 like taking a puff and then kissing? god he loves it. it makes him forget about everything else in the world except you. it's when hes the most relaxed

The House Sitters (Calvin Fischoeder x Female Reader)

Tags: Reader is bob's sister, strangers to crushes, fluff

Authors Notes: This is my first fic so please be nice. You can request others if you want.

You walked into Bob's restaurant, your favorite ( and only brother). Today you were supposed to babysit the kids while Linda and Bob went on a vacation. If you could even call it that. They were going to spend the night at Gayles since she got dumped by Frond again. You opened the door and walked in. Everything looked normal. Except the tall, old (kinda hot) guy standing across from Bob. You froze in shock, who the fuck is this guy? Bob noticed you and your shocked face. "Oh hey y/n, this is our landlord, Mr Fischoeder." Mr Fischoeder turned to face you. His eyes widened ( or eye) and he turned to Bob. He whispered something to Bob that you couldn't understand. "Oh, that's my sister" Bob said. "She was supposed to watch the kids tonight." "Supposed to?" You asked. You were going to babysit tonight. Right? "The kids got in trouble at school so they are coming to help with Aunt Gayle." You chuckled, wondering how that was a punishment. But you didn't really care enough to ask. "But we were still wondering if you could house sit tonight?" You agreed and turned to Mr. Fischoeder, remembering that he was still there. "Hi! I don't think we've met?" you asked. Honestly talking to him face to face, he looked even hotter. "Ah.. um yes, I don't believe we have." He said as he put out his hand. You shook it and smiled. Then you turned back to bob. "I'll see you tonight then?" You said. "Sounds good." said Bob. You then turned around and left. You hoped your cheeks were flushed from meeting Mr. Fischoeder.

You arrived at Bobs house, key in hand. As soon as you were about to head in you heard a noise behind you. "It was y/n, right?" You turned immediately. It was Mr. Fischoeder in a... golf cart? You didn't ask. "Oh.. um yeah, it is." He got up and approached you. He was a lot taller then you remembered. "Your house sitting correct? May I join you?" You were taken back. Why would he want to join you? Maybe he didn't trust you, and you can see that. Bob's random sister staying the night in his property can seem suspicious I guess. You would've said no if you weren't so scared of this guy (and attracted). "Sure." You said as you unlocked the door. You walked up the stairs as he followed.

The house looked a lot smaller than you imagined. But it was homey, you liked it. "Go ahead and sit on the couch if you want, I was planning on making some snacks and watching a movie if you wanna join?" You said. He nodded and sat down. Noticably staring at you as you walked into the kitchen. Opening the cabinets, nothing looked good. So you just took some left over burgers from the fridge for you and Mr. Fischoeder. Bob wouldn't mind, right? You walked over and handed him a burger. "Thank you, Miss burger." You chuckled at his joke as you sat down and grabbed the remote. You flickered through channels until you found a movie that both of you liked. Settling down, you got comfy and took a bite of the burger. It was pretty good. You realized how comfy the couch was, and how tired you were. It would be rude to fall asleep though, right? You shrugged and kept watching the movie. Until you ended up drifting asleep. It wasn't like you could help it!

You woke up to an explosion on screen. It wasn't too loud, but loud enough to wake you. You noticed the half-eaten burger in your hand. And the weirdly comfortable pillow on your side. You glanced to your right. Oh shit! It was Mr. Fischoeder. You fell asleep on him! You immediately sat up. Causing a confused glance from him. "I-I'm so sorry Mr. Fischoeder! I didn't mean to fall asleep on you, I was just tired and-" you got cut off. "It's alright, no need to panic over it. I am hard to resist cuddling with." You looked up, obviously blushing. "Really?" you asked. "You aren't mad?" "No! You can go back to sleep if you want." He said. "Thanks, Mr. Fischoeder." "Please, call me Calvin." "Calvin" you corrected as you leaned back onto his shoulder. You closed your eyes and wished you could never leave this moment.

would love a katsuki bakugo fic!

Authors Notes: sure! but imma just assume you mean like general relationship headcannons (also not my gif)

Trigger Warnings: None

Tags: Fluff

Bakugou Relationship Headcannons

bakugou is definitely touch starved

poor baby gets so confused on what to do when you hug

he eventually wraps an arm around you but in his head hes like "JDHSJJDFHSKSLDHDJKDLA"

but sooner than later, he warms up to physical touch

your like his therapist sometimes

not at an unhealthy level, he would never do that to you

he just needs someone to vent to about how other people piss him off

especially deku, god you never hear the end of how annoying deku is

bakugou had phenomenal music taste

but not in the way you'd expect

id bet my life that bakugou has at least 5 indie songs on his playlist

he has a playlist for when hes with people, and when hes alone (or with you)

his playlist for other people is like rap songs and shit like that

but his personal playlist is indie, relaxing music

bakugou just needs a break from being all angry 24/7

deep down, bakugou is fucking terrified to meet your parents

like, he loves you. everyone knows that

but it shivers his timbers when he goes to meet your parents

hes so scared that your parents wont accept him because the media makes him look like an angry aggressive jerk

especially after that tournament happened when he got locked up

even if your parents like him or not, after meeting them bakugou is gonna need so much time to decompress