Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.
cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”
You may start out cishet but if you’re on tumblr long enough it’s like opening your third eye gender isn’t real all is full of love and monsterfucking is ok in here you’re simply eatprayloving yourself to your queer identity ideal society really
But who WHO can sit at France table and say I have a more entertaining political life than you ?
NO ONE !
- the right (Republican Party ) leader said he allied with the far right who came first at the European
- All his colleagues said he took this decision alone and had a vote to fire him
-HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AT NOON AND LOCKED HIMSELF UP !!
- All the other members of the Republican Party are at the door and they said : « he is a traitor to ally with the far right so we will enter the building and he is no longer our leader AND WE WILL remove him from the facility physically if need be and that the psyc yard and the far right can come get him themselves too😭
-They found the women who has a double of the key two hours later and opened n the doors
- All the leftist parties made an alliance and their voters are MAKING TIKTOK EDITS ON THEIR CANDIDATES TO SEDUCE THE OTHER VOTERS
THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE A MEEEEESSSS
NEW ADDITION : Rumour has it the president of the region (kinda like a county/state) SLAPPED THE GUY WHEN HE GOT OUT !! VALERIE MAY HAVE SLAPPED ERIC !!!
Because someone is on the ball, Turner Classic is playing (among other WWII films) The Great Dictator today.
If you haven't seen it, please do. It was produced by Charlie Chaplin in the late 1930s, when it became clear that the war was going to happen, and came out in 1940 after it had started. Essentially, Chaplin realized that his famous mustache was about to be usurped forever by a fascist, and that fascist was going to kill a lot more people in the future than he had already.
It's a parody, made before the worst horrors of the Nazi regime were known to the general public, so there is discomfort here (if you've seen Disney's Der Fuhrer's Face, you'll get the idea), but the movie ends with Chaplin essentially saying "fuck it, no one else seems to be speaking out about this and I'm going to use my platform to do that."
For context, this character is a Jew who has been mistaken for the dictator (for obvious mustache-related reasons), and has been sent onstage at a rally to give a speech. Instead of trying to impersonate Hitler, he says what he really thinks. And keep in mind, Chaplin was coming out of semi-retirement for this. It was the first time most people had ever heard him speak, and this is what he said:
I need to remind u all that this tweet exists (I once made a post abt it, but I can't find it now ☠️)
happy june
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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
Need a hand there chief ?
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