That’s Right, Assholes

La une de Libé aujourd'hui, pas degueu

(guys this is one of the important newspapers in france - leftie newspaper but still)

friends, mutuals, and followers who have One Piece OCs:

I am holding you hostage until you tell me about them

do u want our OCs to be friends

let's play dolls together

when you split up parts of yourself between your ocs

will there ever be something as wrecking to me as characters crying for their moms. like seriously. give me a perfectly stable adult character, make them say "I want my mom" in a moment of vulnerability and watch me unzip my skin to use it as a tissue.

tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

you can leave haikyuu brainrot but the haikyuu brainrot will never leave you

Whimsical

my tumblr on desktop is so broken i cant open dms and for some reason you are litterally the only person who shows up in my activity and idk why i just wanted to share that this was happening

what i hear is that your tumblr is working perfectly