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Been making Kid Pirate emotes for discord. Kid's is old, but he belongs with his crew. Got a bunch more to do too ( * w * )9

I made this and put it in a reblog but I'm still chortling so I'm giving it its own post

bro imagine that like, you havent seen your ex in like Years, and like you DONT think about him but one day some fuckass kid shows up wearing HIS signature jacket or something, like what would you do, did this guy have a kid while you werent looking, and DIDNT tell you??

this happened to my good friend, buggy the clown

No, no, that's my hyperfixation in-law twice removed on my mutuals side.

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL PUTAINNGGGG 👊

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in french leftists on election day

The thrilling sequel

Truly the duality of man

*vaguely peeps at the overseas motorsports cousin*

What the fuck happened at the Indy 500

Me: Oh man it looks like France is about to go far right that sucks 😕

The French:

So I'd rather use the map from Le Monde because it's the only one to use the right colour: brown. We're not talking about a flavour of right like the others. They don't deserve the blue. Their only colour should be brown.

Anyway. Like I said in another post. The colour of France is Nazi brown.

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Résultats des élections législatives 2024 au premier tour

Retrouvez les résultats du premier tour des élections législatives 2024 ainsi que les candidats, dates et enjeux du second tour.

I am very, very angry and I'm even more scared. With the historic level of participation I was really hoping for a red wave.

But no.

I live in a fascist country.

Fuck Macron for bringing this on us. This is what seven years of neo-capitalism brings to. And fuck the fascists for existing.