I Made A New Character To Cope With What’s Been Going On In My Life So Meet Sinbad,Sin For Short,I

I, for one, think that CAPCOM didn’t go Far Enough by not making Mia blatantly evil. It would be so fucking funny, just imagine it: she’s like Wesker levels of evil, she creates terrible molded bioweapons and has plans to destroy humanity and generally fucks shit up and YET

she’s still married to Ethan Winters. Who is, as CAPCOM loves to remind us, Just A Regular Guy.

Like Mia the evil mastermind is married to the guy who looks like he stocks the shelves at a grocery store. She’s trying to bring about the end of the human race but she saw this little Texan IT guy and went, “yeah you know, this one is alright.”

She and Chris getting into several deadly shoot outs where she’s turned herself into a mold monster and he’s screaming threats at her and Chris asks her what role Ethan played in her evil master plan and Mia stops like: No. You don’t understand. Ethan Winters is A Normal Man. Like, he’s at home paying our taxes rn. He’s gonna make spaghetti for dinner.

Chris:...why???why would you marry him???if he’s Not Even A Part Of It???

Mia: idk he’s sweet and dumb and strangely normal. Like abnormally regular. I hate everything about humanity but Ethan is An Alright Guy.

Please give me Evil Mastermind Mia and her dumb loving husband Ethan who never fails to exasperate Chris Redfield bc he cannot get it through his head that his wife is trying to end the world

Finished a comission for a member of the d&d amino of their oc Aaron. He reminds me of a pirate.

Choose Your Character!

some gamer streaming but the entire chat is about his facecam like “dude look behind u” “is that a tiny person” “small boi on shelf”

the gamer eventually notices chat and catches the borrower and the chat LOSES it like “POG” “LAD ACQUIRED” “POG” “POG”

Hi, welcome to my humble dwelling, here have a seat please!

You must be hungry, don't worry, I'll serve you a nice warm meal too.

What is it, do you have to use the bathroom now?.

Sure thing, it's right there!

Make sure to clean up after you're done!

Also, feel free to take a shower if you feel like it, just remember to dry up the floor after you're done!

If you need my computer you can borrow it, don't worry about it.

Oh dear!, You are shivering, here, have these socks to warm you up

Now, would you tell me what time is it sweetheart?

Oh honey, it's time for you to leave now, what a shame :(

I hope you come visit again dear, i really like having you here, you keep me company like no other can.

Goodbye sweetheart.

Normal people: it would be cute if these two characters got together.

Me: the entirety of my happiness now depends on what happens between these two fictional characters. I have boarded this ship and I’m not leaving. I have sold my house so I can live on it. I will sail on the winds of subtext and follow the sexual tension like the North Star that it is. I will do this until the very end, until it crushes on the rocks of canon and gets swallowed by the ocean of emotional blue balls and I drown in the disappointment and emptiness that follows.

Gonk my beloved

Guillermo del Toro comparing Pinocchio to Jesus

Arthur "Big Naturals" Morgan

we all know who is it