ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི
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sorry but i physically CANT be friends with a girl whose whole life revolves around men/male attention. like PLEASE talk abt something else ho 😭
@canocostello
kotzen im strahl beim lesen des koalitionsvertrags
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
Hello, I am Dr. Muhammad Imad Abdel Latif Sharab. After the aggressive war on Gaza, we were displaced from our 3-story home, and my grandfather was martyred while checking on our house. The war has left us living in constant fear, with death chasing us everywhere, and a severe lack of resources and necessities. Our store, which we relied on to meet our needs, was also bombed. We kindly ask for your support and donations to help us recover a small part of what we have lost, as life has become unbearable. Thank you very much.
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Reblog!!
I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this
Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict
for anyone that isn't German and/or hasn't heard about it yet:
on the 25th december 2023, there was a secret meeting of right-wing extremist visionaries, high-ranking representatives of the AfD (right-wing party in the german bundestag) and financially strong supporters of the right-wing scene at the Landhaus Adlon in Potsdam.
they planned a deportation of millions of people from Germany on the basis of racist criteria - regardless of whether they have a German passport or not. they are calling it "remigration".
not only that - they were also talking about restricting the right to vote on the basis of racist criteria.
if you want to read correctiv's article, please do so.
if you want to sign a petition to support a ban of the AfD, please do so, too.
i hate it here.
Hi, darf ich dich fragen, was so deine Gedanken zu einem möglichen AfD-Verbotsverfahren sind? Natürlich nur, wenn du willst, wenn nicht, ignorier die Ask einfach. Ich persönlich bin da zwiegespalten. Auf der einen Seite gehört diese Partei natürlich verboten, aber auf der anderen sind die Erfolgsaussichten realistisch betrachtet eher gering, und was nur die Eröffnung eines Verfahrens im öffentlichen Diskurs anrichten würde, mag ich mir gar nicht vorstellen. Geschweige denn die Erfolglosigkeit.
Puh, Anon, da sagst du was Wahres.
Yep, die AfD gehört verboten und abgeschafft. (Was nicht heißt, dass das Gedankengut damit aus der Welt ist etc.pp., aber wir können uns nur um die der Unzufriedenheit zugrundeliegenden Probleme wie Arbeitslosigkeit, Armut, mangelnde Versorgung, Bildungsungerechtigkeit usw. kümmern, wenn die AfD nicht in der Regierung sitzt und die Regierung aus demokratischen Parteien einigermaßen funktioniert, ne.)
Es ist allerdings auch verdammt spät für ein solches Verfahren. Wenn sie dieses Jahr verboten wird, riecht das sehr nach Wahlbeeinflussung (auch wenn diese Partei antidemokratisch und verfassungsfeindlich ist! Auch wenn wir alle wissen, dass ein solches Verbot notwendig ist, wenn wir nicht das letzte Jahrhundert 1:1 nachspielen wollen!) und wenn es eines gibt, was diese widerlichen Neonazis richtig gut können, dann ist es, sich in der Öffentlichkeit als arme verfolgte Opfer darzustellen und Krokodilstränen zu heulen.
Und wenn's nicht funktioniert...das will ich mir gar nicht ausmalen.
Also, ja, bin ich bei dir, es ist ein zweischneidiges Schwert.
Aber deswegen ist es umso wichtiger, nicht alles auf die eine Karte des Parteiverbots zu setzen. Lasst uns auf Demos gehen, Sticker und Hakenkreuze überkleben, mit Leuten reden - laut reden, sodass die Umstehenden es mitbekommen -, und lasst uns bitte zu jeder noch so popeligen Bürgermeisterwahl und diesen Juni zu den Kommunal- und Europawahlen* gehen. Wird Zeit, dass wir dem Faschismus aktiv Demokratie entgegensetzen.
*Übrigens auch ein wichtiger Faktor in der Agrarpolitik, just saying.
German Government stands on Israel's side in the Genocide-Trial
"In the genocide-trial in regards to the Gaza war the German Government again clearly aligned itself with Israel's side. "We know that different countries judge Israel's operation in the Gaza war differently. But the German Government firmly and explicitly rejects the genocide claim that has now been brought up in front of the International Court against Israel." , stated government spokesman Steffen Hebestreit in Berlin. "This claim is lacking any kind of basis."
The gall to state this two days after the Vice president of the Israeli parliament literally and explicitly called for all of Gaza to be burned down and for its palestinian inhabitants to be burned, torn apart and eliminated.
The gall to state this when South Africa has provided a very long and detailed document proving and showing all the ways this is unmistakeably an ongoing genocide.
The gall to say "different countries judge this differently" as if the atrocities happening in Gaza are a matter of opinion and not undeniable fact.
Wieso haben wir eigentlich diese ganzen scheiß Gesetze, um genau diese Situation auf die wir zulaufen, zu verhindern wenn sie nicht benutzt werden??? WILL die Regierung bzw. das Bundesverfassungsgericht, dass wir in ner scheiß Nazi-Diktatur leben?????
Getting a new follower and finding out they’re a terf is kind of like getting a new follower only to realize it’s a porn bot, but a thousand times worse.
Porn bots don’t give a fuck about my content or who I am, but this terf actually scrolled through my blog and thought, “yes, this is a person whose opinions I’d like to see more of.” It makes me feel super fucking gross and that I’m probably not doing enough to support trans women.
So just for the record: trans women are women. The existence of trans women does not detract from my womanhood or the womanhood of anybody else. This is not a blog for people who believe otherwise. Take your transphobia elsewhere.
And, to my followers: please help me stay accountable. If I reblog something that marginalizes trans people (or sex workers or POC or anyone else), please let me know so that I can make amends.
The Secret History by Donna Tartt
A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
my favourite german phrase will always be "fick dich ins knie", which is used to mean something like "go fuck yourself", but literally translates to "fuck yourself in the knee". the image it conjures is just delightfully nonsensical. like, how would you even go about fucking yourself in the knee? pretty sure that's physically impossible.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
In Betracht auf die neuen Wahlergebnisse von unseren Kolleg*innen aus Bayern und Hessen möchte ich folgendes klarstellen:
Dieser Blog ist KEIN Safe-Space für AfD-Wähler*innen!
Protestwähler*innen, die nicht mit der aktuellen Regierung nicht einverstanden sind, laden wir auf einen Krapfen ein, um sie durch die lange Liste an Gründen zu führen, warum die AfD NICHT gewählt werden sollte und was es für Alternativen zur Alternative gibt (Höhö).
Überzeugte AfD-Wähler*innen hingegen werden bei der Hand genommen, ohne Krapfen, und dann paniert, gebraten und schließlich zu einem Schnitzel verarbeitet. Ihr seid auf diesem Blog nicht willkommen und ihr dürft gerne in das Gauland zurückkehren, aus dem ihr gekommen seid.
Kein Respekt für Scheiße.
Danke.
Fuck AfD fuck Elon musk thank u op
i have fantasies where i slowly choke him with a spiky rope until hes just on the brink of death and i let him recover a minute before i go at it again and i do that over and over and over again until his body shuts down from exhaustion and then i feed his body to my backyard chickens for dinner ♡ #reducereuserecycle
"You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough."
"You can't quantify humanity. You can't measure it - not the way you mean to. People are passionate and flawed and fallible. They make mistakes. Their memories fade. Their eyes deceive them."
"I don't know, it's like I look at you and the sonnets make sense. The good ones, anyway."
"Do you blame Shakespeare for any of it?" The question is so unlikely, so nonsensical coming from such a sensible man, that I can't help but suppress a smile. "I blame him for all of it."
'She says, “Were you in love with him?” “Yes,” I say, simply. James and I put each other through the kind of reckless passions Gwendolyn once talked about, joy and anger and desire and despair. After all that, was it really so strange? I am no longer baffled or amazed or embarrassed by it. “Yes, I was.” It’s not the whole truth. The whole truth is, I’m in love with him still.'
'I need language to live like food - lexemes and morphemes and morsels of meaning nourish me with the knowledge that, yes, there is a word for this. Someone else has felt it before.'
'Below was the motto: Per aspera ad astra. I'd heard a variety of translations, but the one I liked best was Through the thorns to the stars.'
"We cracked up. [...] But we didn't really shatter until we were all back together again."
'The clock on the mantel struck twelve, and we stirred, one by one, like seven statues coming to life.'
'Actors are by nature volatile - alchemic creatures composed of incendiary elements, emotion and ego and envy. Heat them up, stir them together, and sometimes you get gold. Sometimes disaster.'
ok so i've been into slang of different languages recently and discovered that for some reason there isnt sufficient material on how german teenagers actually talk (aka me having found a new hyperfixstion)
So buckle up folks and get ready for my (very)incomplete list of actual german slang
(Please add your words if you think of more stuff and remember that it differs from state to state)
I'm from Baden-Württemberg so guess what you're getting some bawü specific phrases
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Dicka/digga- bro (very common,but also very informal)
Junge/alter -bro/boy -> "jungeeee " is an actual sentence that you use when you're very done with your life ,imagine a very weary sigh
chaya-slang for girl (but a bit derogatory and not very fine language or as we call it,a bit asi)
typ- guy
Para/flouz-money
grass-weed
kippe-cigarette
kiffen-to smoke weed
ficken-to fuck
Schwuchtel-faggot
fotze-cunt
scheiße-shit (my friends and I say scheiße with a soft s usually just cause scheiße when its pronounced how it should be sounds so harsh)
Ach du scheiße-oh shit
Labern-to talk (informal and has a negative tone) -> e.g you can say "laber nicht" to your friends if they tell you something you dont believe like nah dont bullshit me
nh/ge/gell-right?! (at the end of a sentence)
raff dich-get yourself together
bock haben-to want to do something
Schwänzen-to skip school
Gottlos-I honestly dont know how to translate this
Ehrenlos-something, someone did that was very low of them
einunddreißiger(31er)-betrayer
hurensohn/nuttensohn- son of a bitch but nuttensohn is way cruder
arsch-ass
Geben-to give but it sounds very sexual if you say for example ,I gave it (the book)to her;so please use the object here and not the objektpronomen
mäßig-type shit
auf den/auf xy basis- idk how to translate this but if you want to describe that something you did was done spontaneously for example you csn say „auf entspannt“/„auf entspannter basis“
die kann mich am arsch lecken- rude way of saying you dont care about someone
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Some grammar things:
When speaking we shorten our sentences
Siehst du das nicht?- siehste das net/nich?
Let's -Lass (xy)
In baden württemberg,people very often put the verb etwas tun =to do something,in sentences where they dont need it
=> ich tu das machen; this literally translates to I do making that
------text slang-----
trzdm-trotzdem
isso-ALSO USED VERY OFTEN IN SPOKEN GERMAN but it's like saying yess exactly
net/nd-nicht
wmd-what are u doing (haven't used this since the 7th grade so idk but it exists)
hs-hurensohn
Yeah that wraps it up ,if any of y'all have additions to make please add them
Lets try
Yay....so excited for abi in 2 yrs wird safe geil
Der Druck sich zu Ritzen oder sich sinnlos zu Besaufen steigt jeden Tag
lucio101,pashanim,rin and faroon are the best german rappers pass it on
@memeuplift
•Overheadprojektor
•Kahoot games with names like eierlecken,fixiehartmann,xy4president
•never ever finishing all the Curriculum in one year ,theres always one subject where you didnt do half the book
•"Welcher hurensohn hat Mathe eigentlich erfunden "
•*standing up* "Guuuten Mooorgeen Herr/Frau xy
holy trinity of going to school in germany:
"don't throw snowballs, there could be stones in them"
"can i become a steak =/= can i get a steak"
mitternachtsformel
mathelehrer lieben mitternachtsformel mehr als ich meine familie
holy trinity of going to school in germany:
"don't throw snowballs, there could be stones in them"
"can i become a steak =/= can i get a steak"
mitternachtsformel