Its So Funny We Have A Communication Device Referred To As The 'walkie Talkie' And Because We're Used

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

not normal about them

Nothing can change my mind that in the beautiful alternate universe where they had been allowed to make Kurt gay in X-Men Evolution, that he would not have had the most deeply embarassing crush on Scott

me when i start to fixate on a children’s book series

from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free🇵🇸🍉

Thinking about aroace edd. Life is beautiful

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*