Lasagnaluvr - Fish

Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣

YES!!!!!!

NO YOU DONT YOU DO NOT THINK YOUVE NEVER HAD A FUCKING THOUGHT IN YOUR LIFE

I still have some ideas of these guys floating around my head. Here's a handful for now, haha

"He’s so cutie patootie. He’s a brainless little man and his transgender exuberance has captivated me."

It’s HER month 🌈

Birds really use sound in the craziest ways.

King penguin chicks can hear a quarter of a second of their parents' call and know it is them. While surrounded by hundreds of other screaming birds.

White bellbirds produce a call that hits 125.4 decibels — the same volume as a whole-ass rock concert.

Common nightingales have between 150 and 200 distinct song types. Mostly used for seduction (who's surprised tbh?)

Parts of male zebra finch brains are 3-6 times larger than females to accommodate the complexity of their songs.

The cassowary head casque might have evolved primarily to act as a microphone to broadcast calls so low, us humans can't hear them. They even tilt their head down and forward to make the broadcast more effective.

Superb lyrebirds are probably the best mimics on Earth, and tailor their courtship dances to particular sounds they've "collected." They literally have a dance for the "song" of a chainsaw.

Truly bonkers shit these birds be doing with sound.

me when i start to fixate on a children’s book series

I swear to god, if US Acres had an actual fandom, the most popular ship would be Roy/Wade and you cannot change my mind.

REPOSTING BECAUSE RAPFART?? RAP ? FART?

okay so I have this idea for a new therapy thing. basically the idea is after an abusive relationship or a combat deployment or anything that might conceivably leave you with PTSD and a loss of ability to reasonably gauge how bad the shit that happened to you actually was, you sit there with a mental health professional for like, a solid 30 to 60 minutes, you tell them short vignettes of your experiences and they respond ONLY by rating how fucked up each one was on a scale from 1 to 10 and then you move on. the objective isn't to reflect deeply on specific experiences but to get a sustained series of reassurances that what you went through was, in fact, That Bad and gradually rebuild your trust in your own present and future ability to judge when what you're going through isn't okay.

currently calling it Rapid Fire Affirmation and Recalibration Therapy (RAP-FART). working title, open to feedback.

I'm seeing across the spiderverse with my friend today and I just hope I get to see him

^ that's my little fucking guy