hotch waiting until the absolute last moment to tell someone that something is wrong while also being super casual about it.
hotch: *shakily sits down into one of the SUVs*
emily: you good?
hotch: *revealing a heavily bleeding bullet wound* yea i just dont wanna hit my head when i pass out
emily: omg how long have you had that??!
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hotch: * in the calmest voice not even looking away from the road* you have to pull over i’m going to throw up
morgan: *trying not to crash the car* what!!?
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penelope: hey hotch do you want another jelly?
hotch: no thanks garcia i’m actually allergic to strawberry
penelope: omg!! why didn’t you just not take it??
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rossi: how’s everything with you aaron?
hotch: great, i’ve gotten a bunch of paper work done, jess is coming over for dinner, im having a panic attack, ive been thinking about buying some new shoes
rossi: wait what did you say?
hotch: i’ve been thinking about buying new shoes?
rossi: no before that?
hotch: i’m having a panic attack?
rossi: omg aaron can’t you ask for help like a regular person??
Sometimes I dream about putting my childhood self to bed, pulling the cover up to my chin and singing lullabies until I fall asleep. I wake up feeling a little bit older, a little bit safer and a little bit sadder
i might have said this before but george foyet is the best thing the criminal minds writers have ever done thank you for giving me a dc villian in my fbi procedural
you know what ive been thinking about? boy dad spencer reid. everyone talks about girl dad spence but boy dad spencer?? watching him play sports and having literally no clue what's going on, or dressing him up like a little old man or playing dinosaurs with him and teaching him magic </3 my little heart can't take it
dad!spencer beloved +fem!reader
“Hi, Jude.”
Jude sizes you up.
“Want a cuddle?” you whisper.
The little boy gives a shy smile, falling into your arms as you open them.
Jude is great at hiding but you’re better at finding, no matter where he is. Spencer calls it your ‘Jude tingle’. Despite the dumb name, he’s always grateful you’ve found his toddler, saving Jude from a lifetime in the Trader Joe’s freezer aisle or an abrupt sleepover at Aunt Emily’s apartment. Today, you’ve protected him from the spiders in the Reid backyard.
”What did daddy say about hiding?” you ask softly.
Jude sighs against your neck, close to tears at even a whisper of a scolding. “To tell daddy, and we would hide together.”
“Yeah, you can hide together. Why didn’t you wanna tell dad today? You could’ve told me if you wanted.” Jude sniffles. You trace a short line down his back. “Good thing I always know where to find my favourite boy, huh? You can’t hide from me, Jude, I love you too much. I follow the hearts until I find you.”
“That’s not true,” he grumbles.
“Oh yes it is. I love you.”
“I love you, too,” he says. Just a couple of months ago he could barely say love, but he can show it, and he does today by pressing a wet little kiss to your cheek.
“Daddy’s still looking for you,” you whisper.
“Hide me?”
“I don’t think I should. I bet daddy’s about to get upset. Should we go find him?”
Jude pulls away. You push his glasses up his sloped nose, forcing him to blink as he readjusts to the world again. Jude Reid, in all his baby-faced sweetness, couldn’t look more like his dad. He has Spencer’s eyes, and his cheeks, though Jude doesn’t have the sharp jaw or cheekbones, just puppy fat. You dot a kiss on one soft cheek and stand, offering down a hand to keep Jude tethered, lest you lose him before you find his dad.
“Is he mangry with me?”
“Dad’s not mad or angry, just upset.”
“He’s crying?” Jude asks, shocked.
“No, he’s not crying! He doesn’t like not knowing where you are, that’s all. No, daddy’s not upset like that.”
“Can you make him… can you…”
“I can make him feel better,” you promise.
Jude wriggles his fingers in your hand.
Spencer’s calling Jude’s name into the expanse of the back yard, attempting to sound cheerful but missing the mark quite severely. “Jude, it’s dinner time!”
“Dad!” Jude calls back.
Spencer sags like a popped balloon, trudging over to you both by the patio doors.
“I don’t know why we bother splitting up,” Spencer says, bending down to swoop Jude into his arms, thrusting him up into the air quickly to make him laugh. “Y/N always finds you!”
“You’re not sad?”
Spencer shakes his head. “I’m ecstatic! Because you’re back! And you’re safe and sound!”
Jude gets guilty and tries to slip into the curve of Spencer’s neck, promising he won’t hide again so long as dad doesn’t cry. Spencer isn’t confused by the hiding anymore, Jude’s paediatrician thinks it’s a reaction to overstimulation, but he goes soft like warm butter whenever Jude’s upset. “I won’t cry, Jude… it’s okay. I’m not upset…”
Spencer gives him a kiss on the ear and lifts his head back to you. “Okay?” you ask softly, not speaking to one of them in particular.
“I think Jude’s hungry.”
“I don’t want milk,” he denies.
“For dinner,” Spencer agrees. “I think we should have something filling. How about chilli and rice?”
“No beans?” Jude asks seriously.
“No beans. I’ll make garlic bread or something too. How does that sound?”
He speaks so gently you don’t know he’s talking to you until he’s nudging you.
“Oh, anything you’re making,” you say.
You’re sure he’s gonna kiss you, though he hasn’t before, but sometimes he’ll work up the courage to kiss your cheek or hold you by the back of the neck, moments of wild intimacy that make you dizzy. He shifts Jude against his chest and dips his nose into wind-brushed curls. “Stop hiding,” he says.
“Sorry,” Jude sarcs, unexpectedly cheeky. It makes Spencer laugh like a kid, which makes Jude giggle, and for a second you can’t tell whose laugh is whose.
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Sometimes I complain that my major is too hard then I remember I'm the one who chose to study literal rocket science 🫠
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Plus Foyet was punch to the gut after punch to the gut, everytime you saw him something horrible was happening. But with Cat and Scratch by the 3rd episode it was meh, when is this wrapping up? They tried to make them sooo evil but they were just slow
cat adams was like the most underwhelming part of the show, her and mr scratch
everyone talks soooo loud of them so i was so excited thinking they were soooooo good and their arcs would be sooooo interesting
foyet stays on top. unhinged. deranged. insane. much more interesting because he has no sad sob story he is just MEAN AND CRUEL AND EVIL.
Aaron Hotchner has a boyfriend after witsec btw. Like when he finally has the team visit him a white guy™ named Thomas opens the door and is like "Hi guys! So fun to meet you! Aaron talks a lot about you!" And Hotch just spends the whole day blushing.
That's canon, they just didn't put it in the show
reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is