Lariloveshotch - Some Grow Up To Catch Them

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

Your honor that is her FATHER

I want to be a ladybug so bad

I mean if The Strategy ™ ends up not working us Argentinians are very welcoming!!!!

work is going great; I accidentally threatened my boss over lunch that if I don't get a permanent contract, I might just move to Argentina

it's almost 3 am so you know it's time for bi aaron hotchner who met a girl in seventh grade with the prettiest smile and loved to draw stars in the corners of her notebook. bi aaron hotchner who met a boy when he was fifteen, all sharp corners and crooked grins who made him feel on top of the world. a boy he knew he shouldn’t have feelings for but did anyway, dangerously, secretly. bi aaron hotchner who falls in love with haley at a play rehearsal and loves her for infinite years to come. her gentle smiles, her sunshine aura, her compassionate heart. he marries her because what else are you to do as a man in love. bi aaron hotchner who, after haley's death, goes out at night, all secret and quiet, snealing looks in dark bars, holding stardust hands and alluring smiles. bi aaron hotchner who comes to love the love he has for the people around him. breathtaking men, woman, people, bodies, grins, eyes, hair, hands. bi aaron hotchner whose eyes sometimes follow a particularly good looking LEO or agent on the field before snapping back to professionalism. bi aaron hotchner who learns and loves and lives. bi aaron hotchner who tells dave under a sunless sky, over a glass of whiskey, whose words are met with teases and caring eyes. bi aaron hotchner who never needed to tell the rest of the team because, of course, they're profilers and they never followed that 'no profiling each other' rule anyway. bi aaron hotchner who has a mini pin on his go bag, a gift from garcia, who withsands light teases from morgan and prentiss, who listens to reid recite quotes from queer literature he thinks aaron would like, who shares warm smiles with jj as they watch the team cocoon him with love and acceptance. bi aaron hotchner who might not always be comfortable in his skin but is comfortable in this. in his big heart and all the love he has to give, in his curious eyes that would follow a pretty smile across a room and off the edge of the world.

streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

also im actually very empathetic of every american i follow/following me i just have a very deep rooted hatred towards your country as a nation for imperialism reasons. nothing personal. just like. historically really.

have a sketch of the drawing of Hotch in lingerie

CM fanfic chapter 20 link in pinned post!

asks are open!

We all collectively talk about the Tightening-of-Aaron-Hotchner’s-Shirts!Era from s10 on, but I don’t think we give credit to the fact our man’s pants started to fit a weeeee bit different—BETTER—, too.