Aaron Hotchner Appreciation Week: Day Three

BERLERMO NATION, BEHOLD! THE ONLY (KNOWN) PHYSICAL COPY OF THE TIME TRAVELER'S SOULMATE!

Thank you so much @ostanaart and @cookie1244 for making the effort of putting my longest fanfic on paper! I don't deserve you, girls! Love you forever!

Aaron: Which one?

David: All of them.

Aaron Hotchner and David Rossi in Omnivore (4x18) - requested by @satchels-and-socks. Thank you for the request! <3

I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

hotch + final moments

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

Sinking friendships

i. The Ultracheese - Arctic Monkeys / ii. Unknown / iii. Brooklyn Bridge to Chorus - The Strokes / iv. How to Save a Life - The Fray / v. @archbudzar / vi. Where Did the Party Go? - Fall Out Boy / vii. True Believer - Nicholas Sparks / viii. Tiffany Blews - Fall Out Boy

I mean if The Strategy ™ ends up not working us Argentinians are very welcoming!!!!

work is going great; I accidentally threatened my boss over lunch that if I don't get a permanent contract, I might just move to Argentina

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)