LETS GO FP3

>wakes up

>checks phone

>sees oscars three place grid penalty

>goes back to sleep

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

omg they haven’t even started the barrier construction 💀💀💀

i really wanted logan into q2 tho :///

OMG CHECCO AND THE TWO HAAS CARS????? HIS CAR IS GONE????

idc what you say, that was the look

max’s 8th pole in a row i’m so happy for him tho

OMGJSKFNAKFNS THAT WAS SO SCARY WHY DID THEY LEAVE LANDO SO LATE MY GOD