Whoooo Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea~~~

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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so my sister's dog is very very wary around new people, barking and circling and hiding behind furniture, and i haven't seen this dog in 3 years since before i transitioned. i.e. i went from futch aunt to bald james flint, so i'm like, ah shit, i'll have to introduce myself to this dog all over again.

so im sitting on the ground very non-threateningly as The Creature is circling with her tail between her legs. and then i remember something the adoption agency told me when i first adopted my blind dog, Loki. they said "talk to him ALL THE TIME!! dogs learn who people are by the way their breath smells! nobody knows that."

so i think. Oh, excellent. and I grab The Creature by the face, pull her toward me, and blow air straight into her nose.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

her mouth opened into this big old smile and she immediately started wagging her tail like "oh, it's you! Hi! sorry. something changed, but idk it doesn't matter anymore" and she was an unstoppable cuddle bug aftter that.

anyway psa if you've transitioned and are visiting a dog who you once knew, breathe on their face.

Posting things later because I wasn't on here when I made it gang let's go

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

get 'em before they melt!

(the flavors are 99% vibes + first thought only thought, don't take them too seriously)

so over on JP twitter they've come up with the hc that papa leech is hangyodon

Esta es una máscara de Venado para el Carnaval Carpinteros en el estado de Hidalgo. El carnaval se celebra en Metzquititlán, es una tradición ancestral donde las máscaras de madera tallada son el eje central de la celebración. Originalmente, estas máscaras representaban animales y figuras coloridas. Pero con el tiempo, la estética ha evolucionado hacia trajes completos de bestias, demonios más terroríficos enfocado al mayor impacto visual y expresividad simbólica. Estas máscaras preservan la identidad cultural del pueblo con lo moderno, lo oscuro y lo imaginativo.

This is a deer mask for the Carpinteros Carnival in the state of Hidalgo. Carnival is celebrated in Metzquititlán. It is an ancient tradition where carved wooden masks are the centerpiece of the celebration. Originally, these masks represented animals and colorful figures. But over time, the aesthetic has evolved toward full costumes of beasts and more terrifying demons, focused on greater visual impact and symbolic expression. These masks preserve the cultural identity of the town with modern, dark, and imaginative elements.

pixel sunday!!

Tumblr is such a delightful space because there really is people from all walks of life. There's somebody with the life experience range of an 11-year-old in a 33-year-old body going "actually being engaged with this thing that I have never encountered in real life is super weird and creepy, I don't know anybody who does that", and the next person is like "we are trying to teach my daughter latin since she already knows all the latin names of her favourite animals and my grandmother's best friend is an university professor who teaches it", and the next one is like "anyway a funny thing happened today when I was sucking dick for meth "