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the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.

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elden ring emoji hcs aka what emojis they would use the most

marika: 👎👍😡 (she rarely uses her phone but she'd use the thumbs down emoji on completely unrelated things and says nothing else)

godfrey: barely knows how to use a phone, anyways these ones > 💪👌

maliketh: 🐺👺

godwyn: 😂💛⚡️

morgott: doesnt use emojis cuz he thinks theyre ugly he just sends these :) :( <3

mohg: 🤪🤯😖🩸🔪

rennala: 🥰😁😢🫶💙🌝

shes always sending her kids a lot of heart emojis

radagon: accidentally broke his phone after dropping a hammer on it, but he sends this a lot 😬

radahn: 🐴😺

(the one who uses the emojis the most frequently and loves to harass people with them) rykard: 😩😳🥵🤡👀

ranni: 🖕🖕🖕🤨😒🔫 she sends the gun emoji to marika a lot when shes pissing her off

blaidd: 🤘🗡️🌭 (he loves hotdogs)

messmer: he sends his face as a reaction he makes himself as pngs and turns them into stickers and spams them to marika

malenia: 😭🫡⚔️

miquella: he sends these a lot

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if anybody's done this already i am sorry

Hi o/ It’s been a bit :) here’s a dump of anji