This Barbie Is Not Doing Ok.

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

Rex istfg. If you don't get yo man. May the force rest your soul.

Rex gets back from 79s, uploads this to the Clone Commanders chat, and then turns his comm off.

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Stay proud, fellow Pride Knights!

Thank you @jebiknights and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!

Me: Uh oh.

Also me: Don't tell me. Another Jedi Rex AU we came up with?

Me: Yep.

Also me: He takes on two Padawans instead of the traditional one Padawan, leads a battalion of Anakin clones, and is secretly in love with hic Clone Commander Vader

Me: Most likely.

Also Me:

Also Me: Bring it on.

Let the MerMay2023 🧜‍♀️🧜🧜‍♂️ begin!

Day 1: Self portrait

And they all wore dresses. Amen.

Just Rex and his chaos potatoes 😆😆😆

I only finished this cause @battlekilt told me to

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

Soooooo. Its the time for the grand Lady of the Sith herself.

It was so fun to come up with differend designs for her, making it familliar and yet distinct and functional at the same time (heels are there for a reason in fact).

Let me know which is your fave version :3