“If You Could Make God Bleed, People Would Cease To Believe In Him.” -Ivan Vanko

Oh yeah and once I drew the glorious Autobot leader doing yoga….

What a life

I want to thank my mother for pushing me into learning English as a child. Without it I wouldn’t be able to read and write gay, smutty fanfiction. Thank you mom. You did the right thing.

WinterIron - Fic Prompt #3

AU where Bucky is Tony's Bodyguard/Babysitter

In 1976 James Buchanan Barnes (in Winter Soldier look and mood) is assigned as bodyguard for a 6-year-old Tony Stark. Bucky is grumpy as fck but Tony is happy about his new buddy - he is super cute towards him, always smiles and is excited because his parents always ignore him (Maria and Howard have no time, jobs are too intense, you decide). Bucky makes slow friends with his babysitting life, but likes to be there for Tony even if he doesn't want to admit it.

Of course, there are not only good times. Bucky also sees how things are going at the House Stark and Tony is neglected or poorly treated by his parents. Bucky intervenes to protect Tony, but submits to Howard's arguments not to be dismissed.

Here's a list of babysitter Bucky's responsibilities:

play,

cooking,

bathe (imagine Anthony Edward Stark, covered only in bath foam, giggling in front of a completely overstrained Winter Soldier dashing through the house),

put him to bed (of course also includes reading good night stories and imitating matching voices from the book),

keep Tony safe from Hydra and other bad guys,

take him to school and pick him up again,

help with schoolwork,

activities such as going to the zoo,

go shopping, even toys.

I have this headcanon that Bucky can sing and come up with new songs especially for Tony to calm him down or use as a lullaby.

Lots of hugs and fore head kisses bc Bucky cares.

And Tony is also interested in Bucky's metal arm, but Bucky never tells the story. Instead, he lets Tony put on colorful magnets or stickers. And yes, we need that part in this fic (:

I would be happy if someone would like to write a ff or use parts of it. But please give credits ^__^ 

Reminder that a grand total of two (2) people managed to draw blood on Thanos, and one was an actual literal god, and the other was —– a super soldier? No. The hulk? No. An alien with higher than average strength? No —- the other was Tony motherfreakin Stark, kids; Tony The Unenhanced Human Stark. Tony Thanos-knows-his-name Stark. Tony threat is imminent Stark. Tony earth is closed today Stark. My sun, my stars, my beloved boy: Tony Stark.

I hope they remember you.

Iron Man vs Thanos

Happy Halloween from Starscream’s GhooOoOoOOooost! 

I want to see where the sirens sing hear how the wolves howl sail the dead calm waters of the pacific

dance in the fields of coral be blinded by the white discover the deepest jungle

I want to find The Secret Path

Nightwish, “Wanderlust”

NGC 7293, better known as the Helix Nebula by ESA, NASA, ESO

outvade

it’s not a lie that a reason because I will buy this game is Peter Cullen being G1 Optimus again and that‘s so awesome that I can’t explain with words.

Also I almost cried because Mr. Cullen always remember his brother (who died years ago) when talk about Optimus and because of that this character is so important to him and he talk about being G1 Optimus again and… and… I can’t handle he is a god.