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FMAB but it’s just Roy and Riza yelling each other’s ranks with varying degrees of intensity

“FULLMETAL YES.”

Day 4: AU or clothing

i have both covered. AU in which Edward Elric is costing the military entirely too much money in the wake of his getting lost or mixed up in trouble anywhere. it is the decision of the military to outfit Ed and his superior, Roy Mustang, with these handy shirts! it saves the military thousands. Roy is done within the first 22 minutes, tho. Ed also gets a nifty pony tail because i like pony tails.

*Deidara, Itachi and Hidan building a “fort” out of tables, chairs, blankets and pillows*

Konan: What in the world are you three doing?

Deidara: We decided to make a club, hm. These are our headquarters.

Konan: A club? For what?

Hidan: It’s the Older Man Fucker club, pretty lady. All of us are doin’ it with the old guys.

Itachi: Kisame is not that old. Nor is Sasori-san.

Deidara: Hey, still older than us, hm. Not all of us can be with someone Kakuzu’s age!

Hidan: Hey, the bastard may be old as shit but he’s still got it where it counts, asshole. Oi, wait a sec, Konan! YOU should be in our club too!

Konan: Me?

Itachi: Mm. You’re dating Nagato, correct?

Konan: Yes, but —

Hidan: Well you’re only like 20, and —

Konan: I’m 32, actually.

All three: *thunderstruck silence*

Itachi: Really?

Hidan: Shit you’re gorgeous!

Deidara: What skin care products do you use, hm?

Hidan: Okay but still, you’re dating Nagato. That’s still a pretty big difference; that fucker’s gotta be 60 at least, and —

Konan: Actually Nagato and I are about the same age.

All three:

Hidan: … what the fuck?

Deidara: What skin care products does HE use, hm, so I know never to use them?

Itachi, gently: Do you need me to break whatever gengetsu he has you under?

Konan:

Nagato, in his room tweaking a Pain-body: *twitches*

AU where Truth takes Roy’s eyes rather than just his sight (based on The Blind Alchemist OVA).

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some kind of au....

The day Edward learned that Mustang isn't invincible.

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Riza: This country needs a fool like that man.

Roy, standing outside the hospital room listening: My wife believes in me 😭😭😭