I Want To See Patrick Bateman And The Salesman Interact With Each Other SO BADLY Like Someone PLEASE

OH NY GOD I'M SCREAMING

Johan Liebert x Patrick Bateman

ive coloured it!! honestly looks sm better irl as my camera simply does not do this piece justice

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

I bite at the hand that feeds me

I freaking love it when characters love dieter. I LOVE YOU DIETER😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

where's paul allen's head?

Patrick Bateman because uhhhh…. He um… he did that little dancey dance I guess…. Uhhh what else did he do umm… he definitely is utterly insane he was right about that… uhh he’s perfect anything he does is justified in my heart 💖

Curating the theme for my upcoming birthday party