God, I Can't Tell You How Much The "there's Not Enough Enrichment In My Enclosure" Joke Has Helped My

I figured it out!

So if your plushie has lost its softeness/ shininess just clean an unused lash/ eyebrow brush and comb through the material! I’ve a new nighttime routine ☺️ gonna brush Sharkie while watching cartoons before bed!

Left side: brushed

Right side: original

Idk how well this demonstrates it, I tried my best but the gif quality is pretty low due to Tumblr’s size issue

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

you cant take another hit arthur

A collection of all the wizards I’ve drawn over the past year or so! Some of them used to have gray backgrounds, but now they’re all nice and colorful 🧙‍♂️✨

alright, my turn

10,000 notes and i tell all my irl friends im a girl

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass. i cannot stress this enough. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap.

i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people around me touch a public toilet handles and walk back to their tables to immediately eat a burger

You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)