Don’t Come At Me But These Are My Eddsworld Headcanons!!

Can we just appreciate how most of the Eddsworld fandom is now starting to realize that none of the boys are innocent? Like they are all fucked up and have done allot of crimes in the past and present! Idk it’s just something I noticed!

DID SOMEONE SAY MURDER DRONES?!

Yk what... how many Murder Drones fans are there on dear Tumblr here?

Comment on dis post, or just interact with it by liking—'hearting'—or something if you don't like commenting.

I LOVE this so much!!!!

SpeedDemon Donnie

I am…here’s what I have so far-will rewrite it when I rewatch the episode.

                “You’re not a mutant?” I asked before the poor guy soon fainted. “Well, then who’s-?” My question was answered by a pair of headlights shining from behind me. I turn in just enough time to see our real target right before it opened its jaw wide enough to swallow me in.

                I screamed just before it launched the top of the hood of it on top of my head, beginning to swallow me whole. I didn’t have enough time to react, too overwhelmed with the impossibility of Mutagen transforming an inanimate object into something ALIVE.

                I was forced into the dark, shallow depth. It felt like I was falling. Though I’m sure it was just me falling into place, right before something alive wrapped around me and pierced into my skin. Under my shell.

                My eyes widened and my mouth opened as strange sounds came out of my mouth. It was punping mutagen into my system. A different kind that only works if connected to this thing.

                It was turning me into its new driver.

                Time slowed down as I felt the strange mixture of metal and flesh enter my body before I cried out “Ah…” the Mutagen poured into my veins. “Ah…” my body began to shape into something… improbable.

                “AH!!!!”

                I was no longer in control of my body. My arms tore out of the roof of the car. Was that where I was in? My shell, along with something I did not recognize being there, felt the first breath of air as it tried to get my newly shaped head out of it.

                Once it did, I felt a strange new amount of adrenaline pour into my body. But it was not caused by me.

                I was being possessed.

                “MORE Mutant Power!!” It fueled through my throat. More animated than I have ever been or have ever recalled.

                “Donnie?”

                No…Casey…run!

                “Yeah Baby!” Who SAYS that? Oh LORD!

                A strange ‘heeheeh’ flew through my throat as the demon had fun with my body, controlling me and cranking the now strangely shaped car.

                What to do? What to do? I’m not in control of my body anymore. This is scary. I’ve NEVER NOT been in control of my body before.

                Well, except for the Wasp venom, and the said Pizza brain-washing us- if Mikey was really not dreaming, and that one time when…no…I wasn’t aware of what I was doing at that time though.

                I was a hostage this time.

                “You know what? I’m a sporting guy…so how about I make you a deal?” What was he doing?

                “If you win, you can have your FRIEND back! If I win, I get that super hot rod and all that SWEET tech-nology!” No…I thought, seeing where he was going with this.

                “Fine!”

                “And along with YOU Casey Jones! The only one worthy enough to control MY COMPETITION!” No, Casey…

                “It’s a DEAL!”

                NO!

                “The first one to Dead Man’s Curve…wins. Starting…” the engine started up. “NOW!!”

                Casey. What have you done?

                The Speed Demon turned my body to face him. Casey…what were you thinking? You know he was never intending on playing fair. What did you think? Both sides ended with me being discarded. Was that all you were thinking?

                “I don’t CARE about the race! I just want my FRIEND back!”

                If the moment would allow it, I would have turned to look at him. He really meant that. He wasn’t pulling my leg at all. Sure we were growing to just tease one another, but we barely ever voiced our feelings.

                But it was clear. This was the first time he called me his friend.

                Yeah, Raph and him were officially pals, partners in crime, the list is truly endless.

                But…me? A friend?

                My jaw then felt something inside of it, as though I’d been gagged with a wooden stick. Not just something to put in my mouth. Nope. My new mouth was so big it was easy to have a hockey stick through to the sides of my jaw.

Wait, this was his hockey stick. Wait, then that meant…

                …oh this is gonna hurt.

He yanked back and tore me out of the vehicle.

My body, no longer being fueled by the car’s mutagen, finally lost its shape and began to turn back to how I used to. Reshaping, recracking, reforming every portion of my body.

It was so painful I couldn’t even speak.

Luckily the pain had stopped as soon as I got back to my usual form. I stood up, I had to get up. Our battle wasn’t over yet.

“Donnie! You okay?”

“Yeh…I-I think so…” I answered, a little tiredly before the car lit up again, this time targeting MY friend.

But I wouldn’t let him.

“Leave MY friend alone!” I shouted, planting my staff to jam its jaw from snapping.

Unfortunately it knocked me onto my shell and completely shattered my staff with ease.

Fortunately, it was enough time bought for the guys to catch up to us and have Leo slam the van into the vehicle, with an additional “I’ll be ba~!” before exploding in an epic heap of green flames.

Yeah. Right.

With that cleared up and everyone finally safe on the streets, Casey and I exchanged a relieved smile and slammed our hands together.

We did it.

FUCKING THIS!!!!

i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact

Dawg if we don’t get a Eddisode soon I’m gonna crash the fuck out bro!!^^💢

Sigh of course they're making new merch instead of a new eddisode of course of course of course.

You done did it now Tord, you made the ginger mad!!

Pls

These look awesome!!!

Eddsworld icons!! free to use!!

(Copied and pasted from an ask)

I came up with a new Murder Drones Mal and here is their backstory:

Mal was a drone at the Elliott Manor and they saw Tessa as a sister and looked out for her as well, they called her “Sister” and not “Boss” cause they felt like it was wrong and weird to call her that but the day The Gala happened, Mal got taken over by The Solver and they attacked a girl at The Gala named Wanda Ann Dean and then they skinned her and then wore her skin, years later they showed up on Copper 9 and they were still under The Solver’s control so they attacked Uzi, N and V but something happened during the fight Mal gained complete control over their body but now they were in a new environment, a new body and seeing new (except N and V) people and they started to break down in tears in confusion, anxiety and fear, Uzi, N and V realized they were not tampered with by Cyn and still had their manor personality and they were now in a new environment so they would need to explain things to them!!!

1/4 - Manor/Past!Mal!!!

2/4 - Wanda Ann Dean!!!

3/4 - Malanda (Solver’s Control)!!!

4/4 - Malanda (Freed)!!!

MAL, IT'S ME! LONATHEDEVIL! I changed my name to LonaTheElf; it fits better lmao.

Anyway, I'M SO GLAD I CAN TALK TO YOU AGAIN!!!

OMG LONA MY BESTIE HI!!! I’m glad to talk to you again also!!! ><

FUCKING REAL!!!!

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck