You Know That ‘your Sixth Most Recently Used Emoji Predicts This Or That’ Type Of Meme? We Should

dr chapter 2 but i fantasy it the fuck out

okay let’s be fond. reblog this with your favorite post/art/fic/poem/etc made by the person you reblogged it from!

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

Day 1 of eating every plant I see

(It might be good for me to do something beyond asking random questions) I go to the factory and look around.

It's cold and mostly empty, the mechanical whirring sounds you've come to expect are absent, and it's errily silent.

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

Rb this post to hand your aro mutuals a weapon