I Don’t Even Watch Miraculous, Probs Never Will, But This Is Hilarious To Me.

YOU hates terfs

Undertale x inscryption.

so either the cast of undertale is replaced by scrybes (amazing)

the cast of undertale settles things with cards (meh)

or flowey finds the old_data (would honestly be fascinated to see)

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

okay but i want this.

further proof my brain is broken: I legit dreamed that they made a Hamilton style musical but like, with Napoleon. it was obviously full of historical errors ( I do not remember details but he got romantically involved with the queen of Prussia at one point somehow?) and the fall out was huge. the internet went wild. it was trending everywhere. there were like 6 different types of discourse. everyone demanded a statement form the French president who remained oddly quiet. Multiple countries summoned their ambassadors.  the European Union issued a declaration. I had to check Tumblr after waking up just to feel safe again

i don’t understand how people can think chara is evil? chara is a child who was abused before running away to commit suicide which failed, and they’re adopted into a new kind and caring family. they didn’t hate their family they loved them very much. chara loved their family so much they were willing to sacrifice themselves so their family could be happy. yeah they hated humanity??? their only experience with humans was mostly likely cruelty. they wanted all of humanity dead???? no! oh but asriel says “they weren’t the best person”!! nobody is the best??? nobody is perfect?? asriel was telling frisk that chara had their flaws. chara calls themselves “the demon who comes when people call it’s name”!! asriel calls himself “the god of hyperdeath”! they’re a child! and don’t you dare use the no mercy run! chara is taught by the player that killing is the right thing to do. you teach them that it’s right. like- like noelle in snowgrave! nobody is blaming noelle for her actions in the snowgrave route! chara at the end of no mercy is like noelle in snowgrave. except you didn’t realize you were actively manipulating chara, and you are aware with noelle. and chara still gives you chances in the end of no mercy. chara isn’t evil they’re a child. chara is a victim. 

just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable. 

if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there

now there’s a horse loose in the hospital!

YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!

more Dalyrrim stuff, this time rough art! (The scale and crystal were inspired by Dygra, scrybe of the unknown by @blacklyte (vaguely)

cards: her cards are made by predictions that come true, and manifest as something symbolic of the event (jester for a stupid scenario, etc). the queen of sparrows is a rare card that symbolizes a corrupt leader taking power. (Leshy or P03, take your pick)

scale: as you would expect, but teeth are reskinned as marbles.

book: rulebook, still as you would expect.

meter to the right of the board: tension. each card can be played for free, but will add x amount of tension to the board's meter. if the total tension of all cards exceeds the max of the meter (4), all of your cards take the excess damage upon bell ring. example: you play two four tension cards, because the first four completely fill the meter you are four over. upon bell ring, all cards will take the four excess damage individually.

floating diamond: your lives. you have eight but must use them both for survival and as currency. marbles only get you so far. this one has a singular space greyed out, as it was used to purchase something.

i don't usually make these kinds of posts but in the tags tell me what symbolic imagery you associate yourself with i'm curious. personally i associate myself with dogs, eyes, the color red, and wings.