*SCREAMS* I STILL URGENTLY NEED HELP!!

mildly threatening, I'll reblog.

the thing is, right, any forest, even the ones you look at and think are spooky, even the dense ones, full of fallen trees and briars and dense undergrowth, any forest loves you. it wants you to stay, to become part of it.

the open devastation of stone doesn't love you. it doesn't want you there. it gives you nothing. it hurts to walk on. things don't grow there. it's empty. it wants you gone, so it can return to its austere loneliness.

actually the thing abt matt murdock is there's stories disney could maybe (maybe) tell with some competence, like there's stories that can almost survive that degree of mass-appeal pro-establishment toothless passionless bullshit, but. daredevil? matthew michael daredevil murdock? if you disneyify matt he isn't matt anymore. daredevil is about the kind of bone-deep inextinguishable rage that ableism sparks and kindles in you. the way someone gets violent when violence is done to them ad nauseam. all superhero stories shld be about stepping up because you can't stand not to, but daredevil is that dialled up as far as it'll go

like. matt's whole deal is he is much more viscerally aware of the terrible shit most of us ignore, and his worldview means ignoring it is allowing it, and he is so incredibly traumatised. if a daredevil story doesn't piss anyone off it's a bad daredevil story. daredevil shld look u dead in the eye & say 'what are you allowing? what could you change?' because yeah matt is an insane person going above and beyond but he's trying to singlehandedly fix a community cuz if he doesn't who will. daredevil shld say solidarity with its whole chest.

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

my superpower is if you yell at me i WILL cry and it WILL be exceedingly uncomfortable for every person involved

i had a dream where i was playing “basketball”, but in reality i as team captain was tasked with tossing a bag of gummies into the enemy hoop before time ran out.

had a dream that a masked guy with a knife was standing outside my window while i was making dinner and when i acknowledged his presence and asked him what he wanted he told me that i was really bad at chopping onions and that if i let him in he could show me how to do it properly. so because dream me is a fucking dumbass i let him in and of course he chased me and stabbed me. but as i was bleeding out i realized i could be hilarious about it. so i looked up at him and said "wow you're really bad at chopping onions" and he got so mad he killed me.

women

March of the potatoes

when the imposter is sus

hi i’m curious about something so please reply or reblog and tell me which number best applies to you

1 - i exclusively use tumblr on mobile

2 - i mostly use tumblr on mobile, but sometimes desktop

3 - i use tumblr equally on both mobile and desktop

4 - i mostly use tumblr on desktop, but sometimes mobile

5 - i exclusively use tumblr on desktop

(It might be good for me to do something beyond asking random questions) I go to the factory and look around.

It's cold and mostly empty, the mechanical whirring sounds you've come to expect are absent, and it's errily silent.