Hate When Someone Asks How Are You And You Say Good How Are You And They Say "oh Not So Great" Or Something.

#he truly is THE jack of all trades #love this man #eliot spencer

Eliot Spencer is: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll AND Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you AND Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you AND Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

Eliot Spencer is the cinnamon roll avatar, master of all cinnamon rolls. Pass it on.

Im always thrilled to find other passengers on this train 😄

The club? No I'm meant to be with my criminal found family whose plot armor means we will never go to prison and always defeat the bad guys

Still cannot believe that Trenton Lee Stewart wrote the best children’s trilogy of all time, vanished off the face of the earth for ten years, then dropped a sequel out of nowhere JUST to set the record straight that Sticky Washington grew up to be Incredibly Handsome. Absolute king god bless

leverage is a monster-of-the-week show, but the monsters are corporate greed, conglomerates, and capitalism.

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

In the world of white collar it is important to support Neal Caffrey’s rights but even more important to support Neal Caffrey’s wrongs

kill them with kindness? wrong. collapse their dining room ceiling and fall onto their kitchen table while guests are having dinner and then attempt to blow up their house and then get on a boat and dramatically row into the night

I've always hated the rule about silence for golf. Like: "Ooh! I'm a golfer! I require perfect concentration and a controlled environment to hit a ball with a stick."

You know what would take REAL SKILL? Loud Golf

Like, golf is already a crime against water tables and humanity, but I'd binge watch a season of Obstacle Golf!

Angry Bull loose on the course

Crowd with Vuvuzelas and Kazoos

Environment Activists armed with hatchets lurking in the bushes

One of the golf carts is rigged to explode.