If You're Not Pregnant...

Yes :3

RANDOM QUESTION!! #1

The answer will be revealed tomorrow!

RANT

I swear, if my grandmothers complain about the littlest thing one more time, it's gonna be a bloody massacre.

Those bitches will complain for about anything!

I come back home and relax: You're just a lazy prick, setting up yourself for failure!

I write slow to avoid mistakes: You're as slow as a tortoise!

I write fast and make mistakes: You're handwriting looks like a donkey's ass!

My room looks a bit messy: What are you, a PIG?! Even a monkey's room looks better than this! You're a female, act like one!

I ask them to remove a certain food from my plate, since a I vomit because of it: You're ungrateful, [TOMMIE]! There are children out there who are starving!

I fail to clean something right: You're a female, [TOMMIE]! You should know how to clean this!

I fall asleep early: Oh, so you wanna be like [LINDOR] now, huh?

I fall asleep late: What are you, an owl?!

And then they call me swear words.

Bloody shit, dumbass, fuck idiot, dip shit, retarded, stupid fuck shit and more.

I'm gonna go insane because of them!

Some unknown switch just turned on and now I just randomly drew Goku and Vegeta as memes… why

Btw this is how I draw them(the design)

Xander in Pony Town!

I made @a-sc0tt-ish-madness into a plushie

Discord is officially blocked in Russia

anti-DPI programs can handle Discord here's Goodbye DPI w/ GUI here's ByeDPI, possibly nicest solution for Android other variants can be found here

regarding VPNs - Windscribe is still the real one, w/ non-standard protocols and special "hostile network" switch, one problem though - limited traffic, so you most likely have to juggle it w/ some noname VPN apps or proxy add-ons

note that it's illegal in Russia to talk about blocks circumvention, so if you don't live in Russia, please share this post, so your followers, who live there could see it and use it

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

I'm about to get braces, so that counts. And just a random fact, I have freckles everywhere but my face.

Anyone can join :3

tag game 🤭

rules: color the sentence that's true about you

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

this is a whole lot of yellow lmfao

no pressure tags: @marthawrites @schniiipsel @aemonddtargaryen @aemondsbabe @adragonprinceswhore @arcielee @black-dread @lovelykhaleesiii @aemondsbabygirl @valeskafics @connorsui

You'd be surprised seeing the Beast form for Mesa.

Based on last year information, Mesa's Beast form would multiply his physical abilities.

His stamina, speed, strength, sight and height would be multiplied by 2×

So from what I think, he'd be 18ft!

What was last year me thinking?!

And "apparently", his final form would be 55ft! That's taller than the Ender Dragon (22ft)

So if my Checkpoint AU, Mesa is not referred to/known as "Mesa", he's referred to/known as "The Ancient". Odd villain name [I know] but hey, who cares? Nobody knows how he looks like

Only Steve and the Cosmic Princess know his real name and appearance.

But why only Steve and the Cosmic Princess? Why not Austin or Billy? Maybe Chris?!

Well… if Austin where to find out, they would have told everyone

AUSTIN: HEY EVERYONE! The Ancient's name is Me…

STEVE: MADE UP! Thanks Austin for telling us this information!

AUSTIN: But I wasn't gonna say that…

STEVE: Yes you were, now please leave and go play with Jellybean.

AUSTIN: Okay!

If Billy where to find out, he would threaten him, e.g:

BILLY: If you don't do [insert whatever], I'll tell the whole world your identity!

MESA: Why the hell is an 10 year old doing in DMs? Aren't you too young for Instagram?!

BILLY: Uhh…

If Chris where to find out… well, it would be bad is just that due to Mesa's physical appearance [My AU! Remember!]… He'll try and be "Mr. Smarty Pants" and explain why he looks like that.

CHRIS: The reason why his/her/whatever they are has black and white hair is because of Poliosis! The lack of pigment in his/hers/theirs hair turned it white, 50/50 of his hair lacks colour, that's why it's white! It's completely harmless though…

STEVE: (interrupting Chris) Chris… my wonderful boyfriend… can you shut up please🥺. My boyfriend is very self-aware about his condition and if he where to hear you comment about his hair, he'll dye it all black and I don't want that. Please stop your yapping session ^w^.

CHRIS: Well okay and… what do you mean "boyfriend"?!

STEVE: I'll discuss it later…

So you can imagine…

VIOLENCE! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Stealing and breaking into people's houses