"We're Going To Teach Peace And Tolerance To Creatures All Over The World!"

[Terrible stand up routine]

“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*

(cw: questionable eating habits, unhealthy lifestyle choices regarding fitness)

>Be me, Celestia, ruler of all Equestria

>Just start the morning as usual, grabbing some coffee, eating some pancakes

>My sister walks into the room

>"RISE N GRIND, MOTHERFUCKERS" she yells

>She's in her workout suit

>She goes to the fridge and eats some really bizarre fucking salad; it looks like it tastes like shit

>She crudely chugs a thick, grainy protein shake

>She flexes her muscles; "YEAH", she yells

>She runs straight out the door, to "power train" as usual

>She's been like this for months

>Ever since her falling-out with her girlfriend, she got really into fitness to cope

>She's extremely utilitarian with her diet and nihilistic towards flavor and taste; she only cares about maximizing nutrients

>She works out to an excessive, worrying degree

>Fitness has become her entire personality

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>She's now doing her daily routine of running several miles straight, as usual

Correction: there's also "everypony"

HAZBIN ARTISTS

STOP

FOLLOWING ME

Heard u were looking for friends!! Ur art is cool btw <3

Thaannks ^-^

As long as you fit the criteria (^ o )

A Linux user meeting someone with an old laptop is like an Evangelical meeting an agnostic

I keep seeing people have issues with old laptops and need to resist the urge.

T-The Industwiaw Wevowution and its consequences have been a disastew fow the human wace. They have gweatwy incweased the wife-expectancy of those of us who wive in “advanced” countwies, but they have destabiwized society, have made wife u-unfuwfiwwing, have subjected human beings to indignyities, have wed to widespread psychowogicaw suffewing (in the Third Wowwd to physicaw suffewing as weww) and have inflicted sevewe damage on the natuwaw wowwd. Nyaaaa~~ >w<

Do you ever have that moment where you have an urge to paste ponies into liminal spaces?

The comment section to this has me horrified

On the plus side, I'm glad more people are getting vocal against the asshole

im sorry mutuals i cannot watch has been motel it sucks so bad. it sucks so bad.