@joltning A Gift For You My Mutual. Double Date Sketch, Because EYYYY Tuckington And Georgia/Utah

Boyfriends

Not a very serious post just some silly little sprite designs (without armor) for an 8bit RVB video game I started making and will probably never finish

Blerghhhhhshhgshsj I know I finished the design I did of Church’s sprite too but I cannot for the life of me seem to find it rn

I don't care how often it ends poorly for me. "I'll just close my eyes for a few minutes," will continue to be a lie I tell myself. The consequences are a future me problem.

Bow chicka bow wow

Fun little Tucker sketch because I haven’t slept in like 3 days and all I can think about is Agent Washington and his Dumbass Boyfriend.

(Lineart version below fold)

I adore him, I would draw him so much more but I cannot for the life of me draw long hair of any sort.

I love Tuckington so much, dude.

(These people keep talking about “the Meta” but have you ever META girl before ahahahahahahahshshhrhdjfjfjfjifkffkf I’m so funny I’m so funny hahhaha if the last season is bad I’m going to shatter like glass)

Wow guys I can’t believe that the final season of red vs blue is just an 87 minute incredibly graphic Tuckington sex scene. Damn.

blue team. you can decide whose who

GAHHH I LOVE THEM…. Nevamont owns my soul actually

Never thought I would post RVB OCs but for anyone wondering, this is the scruffy boyfriend in question

I can't hold back I just NEED to share Nevada and his unkempt scruffy bf Vermont

They are just so 💣💥💥

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

HELLO EVERYONE TIME FOR A SILLY RVB HEADCANON

North used to cook pancakes for all the Freelancers when he could occasionally get his hands on the ingredients. It was never easy to get the stuff he needed or to make them on the Mother of Invention, but he didn’t mind because everyone (even South and Carolina) always lit up when he made the pancakes for them, and it was one of the only periodic/consistent bright points in their lives, as small and insignificant as it might have seemed on the surface. pancakes are still Wash and Carolina’s favorite food to this day but it’s not something they really talk about due to the emotions connected with the memory.

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Bonus:

Wash naturally wakes up earlier than the reds and blues, so he tried to remember how North used to do it so he could make them pancakes one morning, but he completely botched it. Embarrassed, he disposed of the remains of the scorched confections before the reds and blues woke up so they wouldn’t know about it and acted like nothing happened, but he stayed up all of that next night trying to get the recipe right. When the soldiers woke up that morning it was to the delicious scent of pancakes, which a very tired but happy Washington was just finishing preparing for them. Even though there weren’t perfect and were shaped a little lopsided, everyone loved them and ate together, having a great time and very appreciative of the surprising gesture.

It was a very bittersweet moment for Wash, and though he didn’t let the others see, he teared up from the memories of his old friends/family enjoying the same treat back on the Mother of Invention. It was happy crying too, though, because he knew that North would have been proud of him.

Carolina is the only one who understands the real meaning behind the gesture, and even her prickly demeanor softens at the memories that morning, as in that bittersweet moment she chooses to sit back and remember the good things, like York always sneaking her an extra pancake and the freelancers actually feeling like real people for once instead of just weapons. She doesn’t say anything, but nods to Wash to tell him that he did a good job, and the entire group enjoys the loveliest Saturday morning that they’ve had in a while.

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(Bonus bonus…… after that, Wash discovers that he actually really likes cooking because it makes him feel good to make people he loves happy. He is god awful at it, though, and asks Grif to teach him in secret, then after weeks and weeks of lessons, cooks Tucker a genuine meal and he’s amazed and it’s amazing and wholesome af)

Agent David Washington is mine to torment. Pathetic depressed middle aged meow meow will in fact be subjected to the Horrors.

best part of tumblr is that everyone gets to claim ownership over one man of their own

KNEW IT WAS CANON. FUCKING KNEW IT.

I’m going to redraw this someday

(Wash looks very pretty in his dress, awe. Look how happy those gay idiots are)

GOOD NEWS TUCKINGTON FANS

ive done it.