Wanted: Other Asexuals To Join My New Crime-fighting Squad. Our Slogan Is “too Bad I Have An Ace Up

Wanted: other asexuals to join my new crime-fighting squad. Our slogan is “too bad I have an ace up my sleeve… or several,” and you all gotta emerge dramatically from the shadows every time I say it. Now accepting applications.

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predictions for the rest of this trilogy:

rey is going to loose her right hand next movie. ani lost a hand his second movie, luke lost his, if rey is going to be the main character shes gotta loose a hand i dont make the rules

luke is going to die on tatooine. why? bc “youre going to die here, you know” is exactly the kind of bullshit i would pull and it would just be perfect

kylo ren is going to a) redeem himself and turn to the light or b) die trying

supreme leader snoke is going to be revealed to be a tiny space worm who was just compensating

finn is gonna kill phasma. or maybe hes going to try but he hesitates and poe kills her for him. 

So my friends are really accepting of my one of my friends was like "Pretty highness!" and I was like: :o wut and she said "it's a gender neutral alternative to prince/princess!" and that made me really happy so just putting that out there :D

just a friendly reminder that:

there are aromantics that don’t like romance

there are aromantics that physically cannot handle romance

there are aromantics that suffer a toll on their mental health as a result of being romance repulsed

there are aromantics that genuinely feel bad about themselves because they’re romance repulsed

there are aromantics that hate romance but at the same time wish they could feel it

there are aromantics that seriously suffer from their romance repulsion, because society constantly reminds them that they need to not only feel romantic attraction, but that they have to like romance because if not they’re “not human”

romance repulsed aromantics get put down all the time, but they deserve so much more than that. they are beautiful. they are strong. they are worthy. they are amazing.

please remember that not liking romance is okay. you are okay. anyone who says otherwise can go fuck their self. be proud of who you are.

Break A Prop? Just Put It Back And Walk Away… Ha Ha!!

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

I’ve Been Meaning To Make This For A While! 
I’ve Been Meaning To Make This For A While! 

I’ve been meaning to make this for a while! 

(second picture is transparent- Click and drag :D)

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if we break up or stop being friends your secrets are still my secrets, i’ll stick to my word regardless

Me: I'm an asexual. I don't like the idea of sex.

Person: okay but...

Me: hoe don't do it....

Persona: ...how do you know if you've never tried it?

Me: oOh mY gO D

reminder: liking a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. kissing a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. falling in love with a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. having sex with a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. even having sex with many trans women, or only trans women, doesn’t make a man gay. there is no conceivable sex act a man could engage in with a trans woman, no matter what her genital status, that would make him gay, or even bi.

only preferring men makes a man gay or bi

and trans women are women

it’s really just that simple

rinse & repeat

SAY IT WITH ME

CIS BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS

TRANS BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS

GENDERQUEER CAN WEAR SKIRT

AGENDER PEOPLE CAN WEAR SKIRTS

NONBINARY PEOPLE CAN WEAR SKIRTS

AND IT DOESNT MAKE THEIR IDENTITY ANY LESS VALID

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