He Move

[Video Transcript:

Tommy, shouting: Dad!

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Tommy: Hello? Oh-- Sorry I meant to shout Phil's name... Philza Minecraft. [while laughing] S-sorry- y'know-

Tommy's Dad: unintelligble

Tommy: Dadza - Dad, you know they get sort of easily... No I'm sorry I didn't mean-- No, no, no, pl- you can help as well- do you have- No no no, Dad, no no!

Tommy's Dad: It's fine, It's fine

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Tommy: phil. My dad's staying round and I accidentally just shouted 'Dad' meaning you, and he came in- while I'm streaming- and he went 'oh.'. And I went 'oh sorry I meant Phil'. And Ive never seen so much sadness in a man's life when i went 'Oh sorry I meant my e-dad not my real dad' and he looked at me and went...

Philza: Yeah, yeah, that's the appropriate response. ]

[image id: a screenshot of minecraft chat reading

<TommyInnit> ive just hurt my real dads feelings

<TommyInnit> not my E-Dads ]

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