I like desert duo a normal amount *rips off my sink and starts crying*
dni if: you have more than 3 dm notifications on discord right now , your favorite color is magenta specifically , you've listened to an album by the beatles in its entirety , you have never dipped your finger in wax and then peeled it off , you dislike moss a substantial amount , you know the rules of american football , your favorite music genre is bedroom pop , you dont know what the word oscillating means , you can do calculus , and/or if you are not akin to an evil villain's goon that goes "on it boss" and immediately fails pathetically to do whatever task you were assigned
steadily recognizing that i’m allowed to exist in public spaces and not feel embarrassed about it… can you believe i used to feel weird about/too inadequate to sit on a bench in a public space. it’s ok. you’re allowed to be. just be. just sit on a bench. it’s ok
[Video Transcript:
Tommy, shouting: Dad!
video jump cuts
Tommy: Hello? Oh-- Sorry I meant to shout Phil's name... Philza Minecraft. [while laughing] S-sorry- y'know-
Tommy's Dad: unintelligble
Tommy: Dadza - Dad, you know they get sort of easily... No I'm sorry I didn't mean-- No, no, no, pl- you can help as well- do you have- No no no, Dad, no no!
Tommy's Dad: It's fine, It's fine
video jump cuts
Tommy: phil. My dad's staying round and I accidentally just shouted 'Dad' meaning you, and he came in- while I'm streaming- and he went 'oh.'. And I went 'oh sorry I meant Phil'. And Ive never seen so much sadness in a man's life when i went 'Oh sorry I meant my e-dad not my real dad' and he looked at me and went...
Philza: Yeah, yeah, that's the appropriate response. ]
[image id: a screenshot of minecraft chat reading
<TommyInnit> ive just hurt my real dads feelings
<TommyInnit> not my E-Dads ]
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