Florpo Or Bingus?

FIGHT THE OPEN MOUTH WITH AN OPEN HEART

there are things in this world that you’re not meant to see

now the voice of a deity permeates

you feel above yourself, and now you’ll pay the price with your sacred life

when you ascend past yourself, you will gaze down below

a reflection of exactly how far you’ve

well, don’t you want to SHINE?

rise and face the stars, given second life?

Repost if your friends are gay nerds like mine are

reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

Terraria players will quite cheerfully say "I need to fight the Sharpener of Pencils so I can mine Murderite Ore and craft Sky Biter Arrows so I can farm the Twilight of Roast Turkey for a Badger Rifle or a Rebozoblazer, then farm the Prince of Silence for Silent Wisps until I have enough to make a full set of Silence Armour and the Silence Bowler Hat, at which point I'll fish for Cabbagefins and Rectangular Sardines to make Nightmare and Sardineskin Potions, then kill the Guardian of Infinite Souls once I have an arena ready, and after that "

Draw me like one of your French ghouls...

Calamity Revebgeance Moments 8: Imperishable Twins.

7th part can be found here.

We beat up the Aquatic Scourge, the Destroyer, The Brimstone Elemental, and The Twins.

One of the rarest items, in my hands.

Destroyer was super easy.

We made quite a few of those jokes, though I didn't include them.

Yeah, people will go to hell and back for a woman.

It's because (to my knowledge) Calamitas destroyed it.

We tore down that bridge in the Crags.

Silly little pun.

Calamity Devs made a ton of weapons as materials.

That's the first time I've used an announcement box in Terraria ever.

Do women really want them?

9th part can be found here.

Clearly, going into deathmode without a plan is not going to work anymore since they buffed the everliving shit out of every boss, so! I made an objectives list.

Yes I did do this on company time why do you ask?

Once I'm back home, here's hoping I can finally get something done in this world.

Alright, objectives 2 and 3 success.

I don't remember deathmode being this hard, that new update must've just amped this shit up by 10 cause I can't kill king slime ffs

Day 3 in the new calamity world, I have an actual plan today.

1. Beat desert scourge and giant clam

2. Houses in all the biomes

3. Hopefully Goblins? Might help with objective 1 at least.