Okay so I was taking a shower and I was listening to music like the cool cat that I am when “Time In A Bottle” by Jim Croce came on and immediately, my brain was like “what if you just started thinking of Kagaya and Amane from Demon Slayer?” and so I did and now I’m feeling really sad because it’s too real like they really didn’t have enough time with each other or with their kids and they were way too young to go the way they did.
Excuse me while I go cry for a bit
Uneducated reporter: So, why would they let you be in charge of a school full of future heroes?
Nezu: Well, I believe it’s because of my abilities, cooperativeness, and my aspiration to help the younger generation become better heroes than us.
Uneducated reporter: Okay, but what makes you qualified for this job? I mean, you seem nice but it takes more than a polite rodent to handle this kind of responsibility.
Nezu, resisting the urge to step forward because even though he’s hurt, he knows that it would result in the reporter stepping back and tripping on a rock that would cause him to fall into oncoming traffic, which is basically murder: I hAvE aN eDuCaTiOn.
*After an argument amongst the Pillars caused by Giyu*
Kagaya: To settle this dispute, Giyu, why don’t you tell the others one thing you like about them?
Giyu: Uh, okay. Kocho, I like the purple in your hair.
Shinobu: Thanks!
Giyu: Kanroji, I like the green in your hair.
Mitsuri: Aw, thank you! I love your hair as well!
Giyu: Tokito, I like the blue in your hair.
Muichiro: Thanks, I guess.
Giyu: Rengoku, I like the red in your hair.
Kyojuro: A little repetitive, but thank you, nonetheless!
Giyu: Iguro, I like... uh... I like the um... The, uh, colour of, um...
Obanai: No, go ahead. Which colour of my hair do you like? Black or black?
Giyu: ... Uh... I like the yellow of your right eye.
Obanai: Whatever.
Giyu: Uzui, I like the red dots near your eye.
Tengen: Naturally! But your compliments are in desperate need of flair and uniqueness. You just keep going off about colours of things and eyes.
Giyu, completely ignoring Tengen: Shinazugawa, I like... the colour of the scar near your eye?
Sanemi: That doesn’t even make sense AND you said it like a question! How the fuck is that a compliment!?
Giyu: It just is.
Sanemi: No, it fucking isn’t!
Giyu, ignoring Sanemi and remembering that Gyomei is blind so colour and eyes mean nothing to him: And Himejima, I like your generous personality and your compassionate manner. You really hold this team together.
Gyomei: Why, thank you for saying something so personal and kind.
Giyu: No problem, man.
The rest of the Pillars: Bitch, the fuck-
Someone: …“The Beatles”
Me:
I love how relatable Yakko, Wakko, and Dot really are in terms of being siblings! Like, for the most part, they are a bunch of goofballs who just want to have fun and go to crazy lengths to enjoy life. They stick together as a team in their crazy antics until the very end, ensuring that they had as much fun as possible (literally almost every episode). Then, as all siblings do, they tease each other and poke fun and annoy each other like in Cutie and the Beast when Dot tells Wakko that girls are only attracted to him until they learn he doesn't bathe or when Dot keeps screwing up her lines and Yakko and Wakko make fun of her for it. They also bicker and argue, picking fights with each other about stupid things like in "I'm Mad" when Yakko and Dot were arguing over every little thing and even making stuff up to get the other in trouble, while Wakko was staying out of it like a third party. But at the end of the day, no matter how mad they may be at each other, they have each other's backs and will do anything for them, no matter how far those lengths could ever be such as in Wakko's Wish when he goes away for a whole year by himself to earn money to pay for Dot's operation, or when Yakko tries to stand up for Wakko when his Ha' penny was stolen, or when Yakko tells Dot her a story to help her sleep, or when Yakko and Wakko ready them for their adventure to get to the wishing star for Dot, etc. Or in Cutie and the Beast when Yakko and Wakko annoy and torment Taz for hurting Dot.
Their dynamic is so strong I love it too much!
I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!
Favourite kids:
5. Kenny
4. Stan
3. Craig
2. Jimmy
1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)
Favourite Adult:
Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)
Favourite Sibling:
Shelly
Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)
The Jeffersons
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Tweek vs. Craig
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Asspen
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Helen Keller! The Musical
Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)
Timmy 2000
Fourth Grade
Good Times With Weapons
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Krazy Kripples
It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)
Favourite Songs:
5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)
4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)
3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)
2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)
1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)
Favourite Game:
The Fractured But Whole
Bonus~
Favourite Ships:
Stanman (Stan x Cartman)
Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)
Creek (Craig x Tweek)
Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)
Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)
Pete x Michael
Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!
There is not one person who says they have an OTP and actually means there is one ship they love more than others.
Let's be real here, guys. I'll show you the evidence that I have that proves this.
Marvel: Thorbruce, Ironstrange, Stucky, Pepperony, PeterGamora, Spideypool, Clintasha, ScottHope
Voltron: Punk, Klance, Shadam
Sonic: Knuxouge, Silvaze,
Dragon Ball Z: Goku x Chichi, Vegeta x Bulma, Gohan x Videl, Krillin x 18, Bardock x Gine (I know they're all canon but they're all perfect so buzz off), Tien x Launch
Seven Deadly Sins: King x Diane, Escanor x Merlin, Ban x Elaine
Hamilton: Hamliza, HamBurr, Mullette, Jeffmads, KingWashington, Leebury
These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head but I can't choose one that shines brighter than all the rest of them. I love them all for different reasons and therefore can't choose a favourite.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk and have a great day
I actually love the idea of Wakko not being able to count properly Idk why
This is so cute!!! I love them so much!
Here’s the sonic mania animation I did a while back ,now with more animations from sonic and the addition of tails
Hope you all like :D
Kaminari: I think I'm gonna fail the English test.
Sero: Shit, dude. What'cha gonna do?
Iida: Sero, you should be asking "what are you going to do" rather than what you just said.
Kaminari: What's wrong with askin' me the way he did?
Iida: Asking, Kaminari, and the way he phrased his question was grammatically incorrect!
Aoyama, who just walked in: Mayhaps you should tutor them.
Sero: Don't you have something to say about that, Iida?
Aoyama: Hm? Did I say something wrong?
Iida, blushing from how cute Aoyama is: No, you said everything perfectly.
Kaminari: How? He just combined two words-
Iida: AS I SAID, it was PERFECT.
I don't understand how one doesn't reblog this perfect boy. I just love him soooooooooooo much so it makes literally no sense to me. He deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve him
Reblog if you love Jimmy Valmer !!
My Hero Academia, Sonic, Dragon Ball Z, Marvel, Voltron, Animaniacs, and South Park! You'll know when I become more obsessed with one over the others
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