Kurogiri Is A Mom

Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)

You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.

The end.

I love Mighty the Armadillo so much

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My favourites - South Park

I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!

Favourite kids:

5. Kenny

4. Stan

3. Craig

2. Jimmy

1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)

Favourite Adult:

Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)

Favourite Sibling:

Shelly

Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)

The Jeffersons

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Tweek vs. Craig

A History Channel Thanksgiving

Asspen

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Helen Keller! The Musical

Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)

Timmy 2000

Fourth Grade

Good Times With Weapons

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Krazy Kripples

It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)

Favourite Songs:

5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)

4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)

3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)

2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)

1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)

Favourite Game:

The Fractured But Whole

Bonus~

Favourite Ships:

Stanman (Stan x Cartman)

Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)

Creek (Craig x Tweek)

Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)

Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)

Pete x Michael

Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!

Semi: How do you always get up at four in the morning so easily without an alarm clock?

Ushijima: Just because I do not own an alarm clock does not mean I wake up without assistance.

Semi: So, what, you have an alarm set on your phone?

Ushijima: Of course not. Tendou always breaks into my room at four in the morning to tell me about the manga he was reading, so I always get up to listen to what he has to say. That is how I start my day.

Semi: How about I tell him to stop because you both should be sleeping.

Ushijima: Absolutely not. He is adorable and always sets my day on the right track. Besides, how else would I get up in the morning for school?

Semi: An alarm-

Ushijima: No. Tendou waking me up is the only way.

Redraw

Hey! Decided to try drawing this precious baby again because I didn't like the first one. I love this one so much! The whiskers are better, the tails are better, and so is everything else really except for my tracing job.

Anyways, have this new little genius bless your day/night! Remember that you don't need to know everything to be smart!

Please don't post this without crediting me

InoTan Headcanon

I feel like Tanjiro would confide in Nezuko about his crush on Inosuke and he would speak very passionately and excitedly about him with Nezuko nodding along, just happy that Tanjiro is in such a good mood even if he is talking her ear off CONSTANTLY. Like, any time they separate from Inosuke and Zenitsu for like two minutes, he feels the need to go on rants about Inosuke’s pretty face, his sense of humour, how nice his muscles are, his usefulness and loyalty to the team, literally anything he can think of in his ultra gay mind just as long as Inosuke can’t hear. And if her brother wasn’t such a good bean who deserved the world and so much more, Nezuko would have shut him up ages ago.

Meanwhile, since Inosuke figures that Tanjiro shouldn’t understand his feelings for him before he knew himself what they were, he confides in (an unwilling) Zenitsu who he just assumes is really smart since he knows so much, having not grown up in the mountains like the rest of the group. I feel like their conversations would be something like

Inosuke: I think Monjiro might be trying to kill me! Every time I see him my heart beats really fast and I feel sick! And he keeps sneaking into my mind which is really pissing me off because it makes me feel all giddy and like I need to be around him to be happy. I also want to protect him from all harm for some reason, even though he can fight! But the worst part is that he looks really good and is very distracting, especially when he smiles!

Inosuke: I think he’s a witch! There’s no other way he could mess me up like this! What do you think?? 

Zenitsu: He’s not a witch, you just have romantic feelings for him, dumbass. It’s a natural thing that most everyone goes through and doesn’t result in death! I can help you with dealing with it or whatever, if you want.

Inosuke: Yeah!

Zenitsu: Okay, great. Now GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN FINISH TAKING THIS SHIT IN PEACE!

Kaminari: I think I'm gonna fail the English test.

Sero: Shit, dude. What'cha gonna do?

Iida: Sero, you should be asking "what are you going to do" rather than what you just said.

Kaminari: What's wrong with askin' me the way he did?

Iida: Asking, Kaminari, and the way he phrased his question was grammatically incorrect!

Aoyama, who just walked in: Mayhaps you should tutor them.

Sero: Don't you have something to say about that, Iida?

Aoyama: Hm? Did I say something wrong?

Iida, blushing from how cute Aoyama is: No, you said everything perfectly.

Kaminari: How? He just combined two words-

Iida: AS I SAID, it was PERFECT.

Of course I agree

THIS HUG 

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When Keith puts Pidge behind him

When Lance didn’t want them to get close to Pidge

When Shiro and Keith covered Pidge with their bodies

When Allura hugs Pidge so she doesn’t get miss

When Hunk covered Pidge and Green Lion with his lion

When Allura follewed her and waited for nothing to happen to her

When Keith held his hand in the dark memory

When Shiro let him get up for the fear

I love so much when they protect pidge in this way. My babyyy, she’s so beatiful,, protect she forever pLeAsEee :( <3

((Sorry for my bad english))

Favourite Haikyuu!! Character From Each Team

Karasuno: Tadashi Yamaguchi

Aoba Johsai: Hajime Iwaizumi

Nekoma: Morisuke Yaku

Fukurodani: Keiji Akaashi

Shiratorizawa: Satori Tendou

Inarizaki: Rintaro Suna

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