says the man that gets eepy, fight me
A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."
HE CAN BE FATIGUED.
HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.
HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.
BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.
AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?
MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.
AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.
AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.
okay, what now?
imagine me eating a very delicious burger
We need a name for one hit wonders but instead of music its an ao3 author that posted one AMAZING fic and then nothing else
Hello! My name is S1lk
Im agender masc presenting (he/they) and aro ace! stuff comes as i feel like it :p
Few things i like are art, tf2, mcyt, and silly birds
o7 snokay
snan sni smake a snult snaround snou?
a snult??? um. dont snurt snanybody
I had a thought . . . and I have art skills soooo, be blessed by saxton hale wearing a slutty crop top!!!